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[loc978]

Fuck you *insert deity here*, I never asked for this. What a shame.

Despite really trying to, I've never liked an Elder Scrolls game enough to get very far.
I have never been able to see the appeal in any pokemon game.
I think of the Disgaea series as a collection of great ideas with horrible execution.
I'm a fan of strategy, yet Sid Meier's games bore me to tears.
I actually enjoyed Deus Ex: Invisible War... just not as much as the other two.
I still hate Microsoft after all these years.
I've never liked any of the Half-life games... unless you count Portal and Portal 2.
I gave up on the Metal Gear series at the beginning of Solid 2. The controls were that bad.
I could never get around the shitty controls in Resident Evil. Hate the series.

I don't see the appeal of Dr. Who.
I lived in Germany for three years, and I think of their beer as fizzy, yellow and weak.

 

[The Funslinger]

-I hate the Brovengers.

I know, they're such dicks!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Father me sinned, for I have Forgive.

I don't think Fallout 3/New Vegas is very fun. I can't play it without losing interest very quickly.

 

[BishopofAges]

What is forgiveness in the grand scheme of things? My action/inactions have no impact until revealed.

-I stopped liking Morrowind after my friends showed me one too many secrets and the game became too cheap, easy, and lame.
-I can accept all fanbases for every game except whem they grow up, have kids, and allow them to play M rated games (or in some cases T rated when they are like 9-12).
-I hate 'realistic war-styled first-person shooters' and have never actually played them, making my hatered completely based on what I have 'seen' not 'experienced'.
-I think Halo should have had an epic and awesome tied-up ending at 2 and then maybe 1-2 spin offs only.
-I think that war DOES change.
-I believe that the only cake that is a lie is one that the recipient feels 'entitled' to.
-I never played the Metal Gear series.
-I loved Poker Night at the Inventory, and want more updates on it.
-I never played Mass Effect

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Sorry, Wrex (Shepard.), I've done some stuff that might not be very nice.

I haven't watched Star Trek, and most likely never will.
I haven't played a single Half-Life game.
I liked Dragon Age 2 a bit more than Origins.
I really liked Eccleston's Doctor.
I have a crappy PC.
I haven't watched Firefly. I'd say I probably won't watch it, but I don't want to be punched in the face by Nathan Fillon.
I liked the Star Wars prequels.
I haven't played and have no interest in playing any JRPGs.
I haven't watched and have no interest in watching anime. (noticing a theme here?)

That's all I've got for now.

No, wait, I haven't played a single Mario game and I've only played a couple Nintendo games.

 

[Best of the 3]

Forgive me... somebody.

I hate Zelda/Sonic/Mario (with the exception of Mario Kart) games.
I like some of the 90's music.
Don't like most of the Beatles' music.
I use a lot of racist humour.
I'm one of those Valve fanboys (albeit not so verbal).

 

[Jodan]

I didnt like shadow of the colossus.
i enjoied babylon 5 more than star wars star trek and stargate combined.
I did not like blade runner... like at all.
Drizzt is way cooler than harry potter.
- please forgive me

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

Fuck you. Fuck you up your stupid ass. The previous comment was addressed to anyone reading it.

I played 5 minutes of Half life, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 30 seconds of Mass Effect, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of dead Space, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of dragon age, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of Baldurs Gate, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of Final Fantasy VII, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of KotOR, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of GTAIII, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.

I have never played command and conquer.
I have never played Zelda and never will.
I have never played Sonic and never will.
I have never played Metroid and never will.
I have never played a metal gear game and never will.
I have never played portal and never will.

I have never seen Firefly or Battlestar Galactica or any of those stupid sci-fi series' everyone seems to like. Same for Game of Thrones. Those I have seen such as Dr.Who and Star Trek I have no interest in whatsoever.

I think the original Worms is the best game ever made.

Basically I just hate all this crap, I have no idea why I'm even here...

 

[thewanderer41]

Forgive me... somebody.

I use a lot of racist humour.

Apparently it's okay as long as you're not white...and you're or the same race >.>

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.[footnote]WTF I'm Lutheran, not Catholic! What is this madness?![/footnote]

I've never bothered trying any Metal Gear Solid games because they look ridiculous.
I think most anime is absolute crap.
I will always have a huge amount of distain for Microsoft even after their betrayal years ago.
I find it hard to believe I'm just now reading The Walking Dead and watching the TV show.
I will never buy a Nintendo until the cut the gimmicky BS.
The Silent Hill series is now dead to me and anything after SH4 needs to die in a fire.
I haven't played any of the Mass Effect games nor will I until I get a better laptop.
I don't plan on playing D&D ever.
I think Scrubs and Big Bang Theory are stupid shows.
I didn't share my bag of Doritos with my friend.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

-I didn't eat bacon today, or yesterday.
-I liked the first two seasons of Star Trek: Enterprise.
-I was just about ready to play Okami today, but I decided not to.
-I have yet to acquire any of the Persona games, or Skyrim.
-Speaking of Skyrim, I am really enjoying Oblivion right now.
-I ate all the frozen egg rolls I had today, which probably was a bad idea.
-Half-Life sits unbeaten on my shelf.
-I need to buy more orange juice, but I'm too lazy to get some.
-I could have had a V8.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Forgive me, Kanako, for I have sinned:

I never kicked your ass.
I genuinely enjoyed a Call of Duty game.
I bought Recettear about a year ago and still haven't booted it up.
Matt Smith's Doctor made me stop watching Doctor Who.
I like both Zero Punctuation and Extra Credits over Jimquisition.
I don't like Bioware's or Bethesda's take on the RPG genre.
I thought Portal 2 was genuinely good.
I never finished Deus Ex. Any of them.
Quake is too hard for me.
I (almost) never install mods.
I believe that Sonic is finally over his depression.

 

[Best of the 3]

Forgive me... somebody.

I use a lot of racist humour.

Apparently it's okay as long as you're not white...and you're or the same race >.>

Nope and nope. Can't say I follow that criteria.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Forgive me father for I have sinned:

I never completed Morrowind
I found the Oblivion dull
I've never completed a Final Fantasy game
I prefer one unit to a tile and hexes
I've never been able to get passed the second world on any 2D Mario game and got bored of the 3D ones after two hours
Wind Waker is the only Zelda game I've beaten
I buy yearly sports titles with minimal gameplay changes and updated rosters
I think the original Star Wars movies are overrated
I own an ipod despite hating Apple
I have windows installed despite hating Microsoft

 

[DrOswald]

Forgiveness and all that blah blah.

Bioware is not becoming a bad developer, they always sucked and people just didn't realize it. KOTOR in particular was a terrible game.

I don't like Marrowwind, Oblivion was a soulless abomination with good music, and Skyrim was actually ok.

I make people angry by insisting on moral victory when I lose in online multiplayer. Nothing makes people rage like refusing to suffer.

Numbered review systems are superior to vague assertions of quality.

DayZ is a good idea executed so horribly it isn't worth playing.

I am not a brony but I do have a favorite pony (my wife loves the show, and from what I have seen Fluttershy clearly has the market cornered on cuteness.)

I own more games in steam that I have not played than games I have played (actually, not true at this point but it once was.)

 

[felbot]

forgive me flying spaghetti monster for i have sinned.

i fucking loathe fallout 3, it sucks, Vegas is better.
anime is a useless label that idiots use, its cartoons from japan and nothing more.
people being lazy does not make consoles and pc equal.
i think feminists are annoying.
anybody buying ubisoft games on pc are idiots.

and thats what i think.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Forgive me, Batman, for I have sinned.

? I don?t think chips are all that delicious and serve as more of a filler to me, and whenever I have them with a burger or something, I end up hurrying to finish them so I can move on to it.
? I haven?t watched a whole bunch of films with wide critical acclaim.
? I?ve only properly played about three main Mario games.
? I?ve never gotten round to playing a Zelda game.
? I?ve never gotten round to playing a Final Fantasy game, and have only ever watched my brother play VII (and maybe VIII and IX.
? I think the two Super Mario Land games are overrated and pretty bland.
? I think Super Mario World is overrated, and I had more fun with the Donkey Kong Country games.
? Also the Mario games really need a new storyline. Princess Peach is beginning to piss me off (and Princess Daisy?s better anyway ? gingers are hot and she?s only ever been kidnapped once).
? I?m a bit of a Cranky Kong in the current gaming generation.
? I waste far too much money on stuff like graphic novels and video games, some of which I rarely even play again, instead of saving them up for a rainy day.
? I played the first two Tekken games and thought they were too clunky to enjoy.
? I think Street Fighter II is a tad dated, and I prefer Street Fighter IV.
? I?ve always thought Cloud Strife in Final Fantasy VII was cool and I liked his spiky hair.
? Sonic can work in 3D; I think there have been a few games since the Mega Drive era and outside of the 2D platformers that were genuinely good (e.g. Sonic Adventure 2: Battle). It?s just that Sega have been lacking in the ?good idea department? for a while.
? I like Family Guy and American Dad, and I think their brand of humour's similar to The Simpsons.
? I just masturbated to the exception of furry porn that I?ve actually found myself liking.
? I?m somewhat prejudiced towards Christians and Muslims, partly due to my own experience with them (such as my mother and her friends).
? Wario?s my favourite video game character, and he?s better and more original than Mario.
? I find it sad that the Wario Land games don?t get more attention; they truly were some quirky gems.
? I liked Spider-Man 3 and X-Men: The Last Stand.
? While I can tolerate How I Met Your Mother, I think it?s a pretty bland and bog-standard sitcom, and the only remotely interesting character is Barney and maybe Robin (Ted?s just a pathetic love idealist, and I just find Marshall & Lily annoying).
? Friends and Scrubs are tied for my favourite sitcom.
? South Park is overrated, often redundant, and it doesn?t serve as an intelligent social commentary. I?ve just never found it that funny.

 

[SecondPrize]

Oh great Zeus, forgive this weak mortal.

I've never finished ANY Bethesda game, despite having owned every one since Morrowind, inclusive
I think it's long past time Nathan Fillion played a role other than Nathan Fillion
I refuse to give Doctor Who a chance because of my hatred of terrible production values as found in the first series
Bought humble indie bundle V and absolutely detested Braid, Limbo, Superbrothers and Super Meat Boy
Only paid a buck for humble bundle V, all of it to charity, don't feel bad at all
I bought Diablo III, played through once and act I again, then couldn't connect for 4 days and used just-released news not affecting me to ask for, and receive a full refund

 

[In Search of Username]

Fuck you. Fuck you up your stupid ass. The previous comment was addressed to anyone reading it.

I played 5 minutes of Half life, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 30 seconds of Mass Effect, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of dead Space, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of dragon age, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of Baldurs Gate, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of Final Fantasy VII, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of KotOR, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.
I played 5 minutes of GTAIII, uninstalled and chucked it, never looked at the series again.

I have never played command and conquer.
I have never played Zelda and never will.
I have never played Sonic and never will.
I have never played Metroid and never will.
I have never played a metal gear game and never will.
I have never played portal and never will.

I have never seen Firefly or Battlestar Galactica or any of those stupid sci-fi series' everyone seems to like. Same for Game of Thrones. Those I have seen such as Dr.Who and Star Trek I have no interest in whatsoever.

I think the original Worms is the best game ever made.

Basically I just hate all this crap, I have no idea why I'm even here...

You have the shortest attention span in the world, good sir.

 

[TheKaduflyerSystem]

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

>I liked ME3's ending
>I've never played FF
>I've never played Pokemon
>I've never played alotofgamesyoumadmenraveabout
>I don't really care what other people think of me because I spend too much time judging others to give a fuck