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ElephantGuts

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Yeah what's up with the last sentence? Had he committed the crimes before he was paralyzed? Or somehow while he was paralyzed? Maybe it was verbal domestic abuse. Or it was after he could walk again. But that's even wierder. He regains use of his muscles and his first thought is "I think I'll go beat up my wife"?
 

thiosk

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Never trust a person who can't move any of their limbs.

They are trying to choke you with their minds.
 

Bluntknife

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oh no...
I know of Zombie Jesus and even Raptor Jesus but now...
Spider Jesus!

When will it end? who am I suposed to worship?

...Idea for epic battle, Zombie Jesus, Raptor Jesus and Spider Jesus battle to the death,
But they could always come alive again!
 

cuddly_tomato

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Just a suggestion:-

Guy is in a bike accident, and is severely injured in his nerves but not really rendered paraplegic.

Guy gets bitten by spider, needing hospital treatment.

Guy is surrounded by medical staff, who notice there is more life in his legs than there should be (maybe they twitched occassionally?)

Medical staff get guy help, doctors treat him and to teach him to walk again.
 

Antidamacus

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scifidownbeat said:
Rooster Cogburn said:
This has been thoroughly discredited.
really? by who?
Here's one

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090325/sc_livescience/spiderbitecuresparalyzedmanmiracleorbadreporting

To sum it up.

Man of varying degree of paralysis gets bitten by spider (or something) and goes to hospital. Hospital realizes his paralysis can be treated, treat him. He walks again.

It'd be like if a guy has cancer and gets shot. The operating doctors see the cancer and remove it. Headline reads "Bullet cures cancer".

It's just shoddy reporting.
 

SmugFrog

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Bluntknife said:
oh no...
I know of Zombie Jesus and even Raptor Jesus but now...
Spider Jesus!

When will it end? who am I suposed to worship?

...Idea for epic battle, Zombie Jesus, Raptor Jesus and Spider Jesus battle to the death,
But they could always come alive again!
Oh what a horrible funny mockery you have made of my religion... I'm not sure how to feel about that.

hahahahahaha.

:,(

heh...