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[Hippobatman]

I personally believe that left handed "children" are in fact demon spawns sent by the Satan himself to torture their parents and people around them. There is no redemptiom for this abominations, only fire can cleanse the earth from their unholy presence.

I've always thought they were special but not for the "reason" (if you could call it that)
that you've outlined...what a load of shit..."Demon spawn"!..and my Mom is a lefty..so HA!

Congratulations, you just scored postitive on the moron test (that means you failed).

Failing any "test" of yours wouldn't bother me for a nanosecond!....Comprendez *****???

How do you manage to live with absolutely no sense of sarcasm?

Well...seeing as it is the LOWEST form of wit....quite happily! I could ask you how you manage to live being a sarcastic little twat....I mean, you must exist as a punchbag for somebody??? Right...thought so ;P

I believe sarcasm is best when it's kinda subtle. This is not.

Anywho, nothing against lefties. What I'd really like, though, is being "both-handed" (I know there's a word for it, shut up). That'd be awesome.

 

[Shadowlolz]

I'm a lefty.... and i see no problem with writing with another hand. its kinda crazy o see how ppl were so angry at something as pointless as that

 

[RetiarySword]

I don't get it. He was left handed, so what?

 

[Joselyn]

I personally believe that left handed "children" are in fact demon spawns sent by the Satan himself to torture their parents and people around them. There is no redemptiom for this abominations, only fire can cleanse the earth from their unholy presence.

I've always thought they were special but not for the "reason" (if you could call it that)
that you've outlined...what a load of shit..."Demon spawn"!..and my Mom is a lefty..so HA!

Congratulations, you just scored postitive on the moron test (that means you failed).

Failing any "test" of yours wouldn't bother me for a nanosecond!....Comprendez *****???

How do you manage to live with absolutely no sense of sarcasm?

Well...seeing as it is the LOWEST form of wit....quite happily! I could ask you how you manage to live being a sarcastic little twat....I mean, you must exist as a punchbag for somebody??? Right...thought so ;P

I can't believe you are my age. You think and type like a 13 year old. Ok, I'm done arguing with you. Cya (I hope not)

Wow you had to use my age as your rebuttle....and you say it is I who acts like a 13 yr old??
And yes you can go, your rebuttles are as absymal as your sense of humour...or lack thereof... Good riddance to sarcastic ***** like you! Byeeeee

 

[traceur_]

I don't get it. He was left handed, so what?

People were retarded back then and saw it as a fault of some sort. They were really into propaganda.

 

[Erana]

Also, if you look at more literal translations of the old testament, you'd find that it really is the fruit of knowledge.

Same kind of mindfuckery, really. If the actual Jesus were here, he'd prolly be attacking the author of the original article with his hallelujah hadouken.

[small]Yeah, my mind goes to odd places[/small]

 

[vultureX21]

The word "sinister" is Latin for "left hand", and by extention "left-handedness".

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sinister

I love this factoid! I was going to post it before I saw yours. Yes, "sinistra" means "left hand" in Latin. The reason it became associated with evil or sinister intents was because when greeting one another by "shaking hands" Romans shook with the right, showing they held no weapon with which to threaten the other person. So, if you went to shake with your left hand the other person was immediately suspicious of you. BUT if you were left handed you could easily wield a sword or knife to stab your opponent with while clasping with the right hand. That's why the Romans felt left-handed people were evil and not to be trusted.

 

[bodyklok]

I personally believe that left handed "children" are in fact demon spawns sent by the Satan himself to torture their parents and people around them. There is no redemptiom for this abominations, only fire can cleanse the earth from their unholy presence.

This except replace fire with Kratos, we need to mention at least one game related thing here after all.

 

[megapenguinx]

I don't get it... Is it supposed to be a farce or something of the like?

Nope. It's an article from a children's magazine from a time when being left-handed was frowned on.

Ah ok, was trying to figure that out myself.
As a left hander, good to know that in the end we end up superior (Even if we were beaten down like crazy in the olden days).

 

[sky14kemea]

Also, if you look at more literal translations of the old testament, you'd find that it really is the fruit of knowledge.

Same kind of mindfuckery, really. If the actual Jesus were here, he'd prolly be attacking the author of the original article with his hallelujah hadouken.

[small]Yeah, my mind goes to odd places[/small]

thats the best thing in this thread XD

having said that, what if Jesus was left handed? :O

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I don't get it... Is it supposed to be a farce or something of the like?

Nope. It's an article from a children's magazine from a time when being left-handed was frowned on.

Ah ok, was trying to figure that out myself.
As a left hander, good to know that in the end we end up superior (Even if we were beaten down like crazy in the olden days).

Barack Obama is left-handed, so I hear. Lefties win again!