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[Sonicron]

Sure am. Due to a multitude of factors, the most painfully obvious one being my weight. Also, I don't go out much because the usual places frequented by attractive females feature music that makes me want to pull my brains out through my nostrils. (And there's number 3 - a slightly morbid demeanor, coupled with a laugh that will make your average TV supervillain piss their pants in fear.)

 

[OutcastBOS]

Sadly, I've never had a girlfriend. It has a lot to do with me being fat. I am 16 and I weigh a LOT, but I'v been working twoards getting thinner. I just got done going for a 2-mile jog that nearly killed me.

Sadly, I am. :'( I don't know why, I am a very attractive woman [sub] at least I think so. I have been told so by hundreds of dudes and chicks when I was walking through times square.[/sub] Oh well, I guess I'll keep looking.

You don't have to look very far! *flexes* [sub]yeah, obvious hit on. I really don't expect anything.[/sub]

Awwww...Ya know, I just might take you up on that!^-^ I'm not kidding either.

REALLY?!?!?!? All right!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Yes. I'm suddenly filled with rage and self-loathing. *sigh* Women, just don't like nice guys. You try to show her you're actually a good person, then she stomps on your heart and runs off with a guy who treats her like shit. Just don't get it. When did being a gentleman become a handicap? Fuck it, I'm going to go yell at 12-year-olds playing Halo. Maybe smashing someone's face in with a gravity hammer will cheer me up.