Oh I have to love my state
California:
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
specific City laws in California:
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: ?No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the ?Fountain of Life?.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos
All dog ?waste? must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
These have always made me laugh
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
Pacific Grove
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Los Angeles County
All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
Norco
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o?clock.
www.dumblaws.com
EDIT: I want to lick a butterfly in Pacific Grove, and own a Rhino in Norco
California:
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
specific City laws in California:
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: ?No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the ?Fountain of Life?.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos
All dog ?waste? must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
These have always made me laugh
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
Pacific Grove
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Los Angeles County
All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
Norco
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o?clock.
www.dumblaws.com
EDIT: I want to lick a butterfly in Pacific Grove, and own a Rhino in Norco