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[toapat]

everyone but me

 

[Sassafrass]

Any of you guys and Tiff Needell.
As Tiff, I'd just punch myself in the face again and again and again and again.
See where I'm going here?

 

[delet]

I wouldn't want to be... hmmm... My History teacher. Yea. He's fat, and obsessed with football. Plus, History! I hate history with a fiery passion... Not to offend by the fat part, I simply don't wish to know how being fat feels at the moment. Never been fat in my life. And football, nay, sports. Blah.

 

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[swytchblayd]

Also, I wouldn't want to be that guy in those freecreditreport.com commercials.

What about whoever it is who does the Oxyclean commercials? I'd hate to be him when a batch of that crap doesn't work and someone sues over it ._.

Hell, lets just put "anyone who 'supports' all this crap people try to sell to sucker others into buying stuff they don't need to do things they wouldn't be doing otherwise" as an all-encompassing category o-o

Billy Mays?

Yeah, I'd hate to be dead too.

....ah crap. I just know I'm gonna get flak for this >-<

Alright.

EDIT TO THE ABOVE POST: I'm sorry if I offended anyone who liked Billy Mays. Its just that I really, really, absolutely, positively hate "infomercials", because 99% of them aren't fucking informative!!! ....grrrr
*bites the Sham-wows guy*

That, and most of them only come on in the mid-afternoons on Saturdays (when they could have squeezed in more cartoon/children's TV show time when I was a kid), or in the dead of night (when I'm actually aware enough of what I'm watching, and after the news has shattered my brain). Basically, they're a waste of space, and actually convinced me that there is little hope for humanity, let alone network television. It makes me wonder what kind of crap people tried to sell in the days before TV and radio.

 

[Icehearted]

A fluffer.

 

[Sassafrass]

Any of you guys and Tiff Needell.
As Tiff, I'd just punch myself in the face again and again and again and again.
See where I'm going here?

And again?

Yeah, pretty much.
Let's just say if I put 'again' for every time I wanted to punch him, I'd get suspended for spamming the word.

 

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[AvsJoe]

A fluffer.

Thread over; you win. I'd give you a cookie but I'm fresh out (they were mighty tasty).

 

[gbemery]

I would really hate to be That Guy...nobody wants to be That Guy.

 

[Valiance]

As Duke Nukem said, "It hurts to be you."

I'm glad I'm not fighting in some hole somewhere.
I'd hate to wake up to mortal shells hitting my house every morning.

I'd hate to actually have to work at school, college, etc...
Must suck to be someone who works in the DMV...

Thank you. Nobody wants to be me (him).

Spoiler

This bloody road has come to an end...

Our fallen comrades litter the wastes of these barren worlds.

We were trapped in the wolf's maw, heeding our claws, we bled from our wounds&#65279; yet we did not die, and now the warden wolf is broken and limping, forsaking history.

All that is honorable and right has fled like a coward into the den of our common foe.

We will heal, and resume the trek.

We are back on the true road.

The road... to Terra."

Are you a bad enough dude to remember the Jade Falcon ending of MW2?

 

[Aesir23]

I'd have to go with the OPs choice. My god that must be a terrible job, between the republicans and the the um...republicans.

I mean come on. He was elected on a platform of change, and then people complain when he tries to change things, and THEN they complain that he's not changing anything. It makes me want to smack my head on the table.

 

[Necrofudge]

Anyone whose dead obviously.

Come to think of it, I like being me. Babes, bucks I got it all, now if you'll excuse me I have to go parasailing with movie stars

You aren't bender! Nor will you ever be! Die impostor die!


OT: Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy.
What... too soon?

 

[swytchblayd]

~snippety snip~

Spoiler: Why is Molly Pitcher in an ad for painkillers???

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Hell if I know :/

 

[Godavari]

I wouldn't want to be Glenn Beck.
Because then I'd be a bigotted idiot.

 

[mmkorn22]

I'd hate to be Nickleback.

I'd get tired of constantly punching myself in the face.

 

[chinese_democracy]

I wouldn't want to be anyone but myself. Seriously, you all suck.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

As Duke Nukem said, "It hurts to be you."

I'm glad I'm not fighting in some hole somewhere.
I'd hate to wake up to mortal shells hitting my house every morning.

I'd hate to actually have to work at school, college, etc...
Must suck to be someone who works in the DMV...

Thank you. Nobody wants to be me (him).

Spoiler

This bloody road has come to an end...

Our fallen comrades litter the wastes of these barren worlds.

We were trapped in the wolf's maw, heeding our claws, we bled from our wounds&#65279; yet we did not die, and now the warden wolf is broken and limping, forsaking history.

All that is honorable and right has fled like a coward into the den of our common foe.

We will heal, and resume the trek.

We are back on the true road.

The road... to Terra."

Are you a bad enough dude to remember the Jade Falcon ending of MW2?

Yes I do remember the Jade Falcon ending to Mechwarrior 2, as well as the wolf ending. Funny thing, lately whenever somebody abbreviates Modern Warfare 2 as MW2, I keep instead thinking it means Mechwarrior 2.
To get back on topic, I would hate to be anyone in an important position of power.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I wouldn't want to be either one of the girls in "Two girls, one cup" I don't know which one would be worse...