Delving into the darkness that is Yahoo Answers.

smearyllama

smearyllama

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I have a challenge for you.
Go to Yahoo Answers, and find the stupidest/ weirdest/ funniest/ whatever question asked by a user.

The current winner, submitted by me, is-
"My son won't eat the PB&J sandwiches I pack him. Is he gay?"
I found it one day while using the site for school.

Your turn!
 
bdcjacko

bdcjacko

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I used to use the yahoo answers to help me with presonal problems. But then I got bored and started trolling the shit out of the place. I have like 8 back up accounts just to troll. Then I got bored of that too.
 
ScoopMeister

ScoopMeister

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Why does the screen say 'www.bangbros.com' after my son leaves even thoughhe's only doing homework?
How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole?
I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?
If a vagina isn't used can it heal up and close?
Why does steam come out of my vagina?
I'm concerned my son has a secret girlfriend?
(with that last one, her 17 year old son no longer goes to church with the family, is being secretive, and she found a gay porn mag in his room, thinking his 'secret gf' brought it in)
 
teutonicman

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I think I might have found a replacement for Jersey Shore if they ever lose one of the male cast members.
What's a good way to pressure my girlfriend to get implants?
When we got together, I told her I would date her exclusively if she would get implants. She has an A cup right now and that's just awful. She looks like a young boy. Everything else about her is perfect. She agreed that if things progressed she would do it. Now we've been together 3 months and she said she changed her mind. I reminded her of our agreement and she just laughed it off. She said she's scared to have surgery. Well, I'm scared to be with someone flat so we are even. I really like her but I will absolutely break it off if she flat out refuses. All I want is a nice C so I'm not being outrageous. I humiliate her about her flat chest in front of her friends and family all the time to try to shame her into getting them, but I'm ready to leave her because nothing is working. ideas?
source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsRNyKBUXW5E7Awu3khZCMIG53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20110421130614AA8Ke8z
 
tomtom94

tomtom94

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May 11, 2009
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Do women on birth control have a easier time concieving then women that aren't on birth control?
If you can see your cervix does that mean you are NOT pregnant?
is it possible to concieve around the 3-5 of january and be due the 28 or 30th?
can you have sex before you've started your period?-when i was little ive always wanted to know? <- what is this I don't even


I knew "Trying to conceive" would be a veritable goldmine for this shit.
 
Dirty Hipsters

Dirty Hipsters

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There's a whole series of questions about getting one's penis out of a VCR.
 
SwimmingRock

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ScoopMeister said:
How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole?
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This one was made infinitely better by the context. If I recall correctly, the guy was in his thirties, still lived with his parents and the butt pizza was something he'd been doing for years every time his parents upset him. I used to give genuinely well-intentioned advice on YA, but that was the question that made me abandon my account. Clearly, most people there are either trolling or too stupid to live.
 
Tulks

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My girlfriend is accusing me of having a bromance and is being really unreasonable; how do I deal with her?
Why is it racist to believe white people may be better at some things than black people?
I'm supposed to be making out with someone for the 1st time tomorrow, how do you make out?
Do u consider it as a privacy invasion if ur partner watch u urinating?
Can you tell if someone is depressed?by looking at them? their appearance?

STD section is particularly ripe:
Is there a legitimate chance of contracting an STD from eating a girl out for literally about 3 seconds?
Why are so many young a beautiful women doing (unprotected) porn when there is so much STD and aids.?
i have had sex with multiple girls without using the condom. Do i still have chances of getting HIV?
Is having genital herpes a big deal? Would you date someome with it?

My personal favourite:
How did my wife get gonorrhoea?
 
theSovietConnection

theSovietConnection

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EDIT Spoilered to be safe
Helppppppp plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
y is that everytime i flirt with my boyfriend play with his penis..i regrate feel that i am doing mistake and i am not a good girl"?i tell to him that next time i wont allow him to touch me.... i love him and i like to do this things but i feel that its wrong btw we are now 1 year and 1 month

Additional Details
am 21 and yes my parents are against this...and i am raised like this ... and i am not accepting touching his penis...sometimes i see that it is natural thing to do sometimes i reallise myself and say i should stop because its very wrong and i am not a good girl...and yes he is my first partner i dont like chaning guys i hope we last
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Source [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsdBFivaKcJS7faWsJlU5AUG53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20110421140539AAzxv0t]
 
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