Describe a game...

[Joshimodo]

Right then Escapists - Describe a game, any game, as if it were a person.

For example:

Battlefield 3 - Very attractive and well-kept, though sometimes flashy. Well proportioned and built, but lacking a bit in personality and wit. Slightly vain. Growing up and becoming more popular, but still suffers from a massive inferiority complex.

 

[Delsana]

Halo - potentially great friend with an intriguing past... but always wants to go out to bars and fight. It'd be unfair to not mention that the men want it and the woman mostly don't.

 

[Joshimodo]

Halo - potentially great friend with an intriguing past... but always wants to go out to bars and fight. It'd be unfair to not mention that the men want it and the woman mostly don't.

Yeah, definitely the kind of guy who wasted his potential after relatively minor success. Burned out, rather than faded away!

 

[Lilani]

Team Fortress 2: That kid from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium with all the hats.

 

[Don Savik]

Team Fortress 2: That kid from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium with all the hats.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA thats brilliant.

World of Warcraft. That old guy at the comic book/games store that everybody respects but nobody really hangs out with anymore. Unless he comes out with something new to sell us, but that quickly fades after a week.

 

[iseeyouthere]

Call of Duty:

The guy who everyone knew and had fun with but soon grew disgusted with him as he started letting in people who cheated and ruined the fun.

 

[Wintermoot]

Super Robot Taisen/Wars
the anime guy that writes crossover fanfics all day.

 

[Ando85]

Superman 64 - That kid in class who smells really bad and no one likes.

 

[Supertegwyn]

Portal: The guy who is really funny and has very interesting ideas, but runs out of juice after a few days.

 

[Batou667]

That guy who is a complete has-been and lives off his past successes. Loves to over-use catchphrases. Makes a great first impression, but people eventually drift away when they realise what a self-plagiarist he is. He doesn't mind though; he just moves on to a new social group who think he's new and exciting.

Spoiler

Mario series and spin-offs

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Minesweeper.
At a glance, he seems plain, uninteresting but beneath it all he hides untold depth. He is a mystery wrapped in an engima, covered in secret sauce.