Describe your first fist-fight.

DefinitelyPsychotic

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Mine was during elementary school (3rd Grade to be exact), and it was with a kid who had been bullying me for several months. Unfortunately, we both walked the same route home from school, and to be truthful, neither of us knew how to properly throw a punch. As usual, he began his antics, and at that point I was so fed up of him destroying my backpack, tripping me, etc., that I attempted to slug him across the chin. It basically ended up in us rolling around on the sidewalk trying to strike one another. And then of course, his family tried to press charges against me. Typical...

So, my fellow Escapists, describe to me your first fist-fight!
 

AngloDoom

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Depends what you count as 'fist-fights'. I used to be a little barbarian until about age ten, I got into scuffles just about every-other day until I suddenly went all timid when I hit double-figures.

I had a fight in secondary school with a friend I'd made a couple months prior to the fight. We were both about twelve/thirteen and he was grouchy for whatever reason. I made an inside-joke that we used to boyishly insult each other all the time, but he took offence to it because of his mood and pushed me. I managed to stay on my feet, then I walked toward him and he went to punch me. Thankfully, we were both failing idiots and I managed to get him in a headlock by accident, and then we started thrashing around until he hit his own head against the side of a nearby table and started crying.

Straight after he stopped crying, we laughed it off and shook hands.
 

lacktheknack

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Non existant. My method of dealing with bullies was to grab them by the head and scream in their eye.
 

vivalahelvig

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I broke the kid's nose with a few well places fists.
I was really popular after that, but i only fight if i need to. (but i will just resort to using a sharp pen in their stomachs nowadays).
 

Cogwheel

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Well, lessee...

Was making lunch in the kitchen when my sister dragged me aside and punched me a couple times. Asked her to stop, still didn't. Got my hand stuck in a moving blender while she was at it, with, fortunately, no permanent damage.

She got tired of it and walked off shortly after that, at which point I bandaged my hand up and went back to cooking. Never did get an answer from her on what I did to make her that angry.


Edit: And no, I don't fight back. Never do. Pacifism is rather tiresome at times.
 

Uber Evil

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Never. I tend to be too nice and too well liked/ valuable as a friend to fight. And thank fuck for that. I would be shit in any sort of physical confrontation.
 

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Kinda silly, but when I was in grade school rap was really popular in my area. We listed to Biggie, Pack, 50 Cent, Snoop, Dre, everything. (Oh city kids)

And one day this friend of mine called me a "N*gger" while we where on the swings. I got really upset wit him for some reason, and I pulled him off the swings and started kicking his face in. Then the usual school fight happened, couple of punches, broken up by teachers. ect.

We were fine in a couple of days. Silly kids
 

viranimus

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I cant remember the details, I know I was young. It had something to do with a girl and a piece of paper and all I really remember of it is I was so furious that I was ready to kill and I ended up dragging 4 other kids trying to hold me down to keep me from killing the one I was pissed off at.

I eventually shrugged them off, charged across the play ground at full speed and suckerpunched the kid with a running punch to the back of the head. I proceeded to wail on him until he was bloody from all the punches to the face and I was bloody from broken skin on my hands.

Im glad I am not the type to regret things in my life, or else that would still haunt me.
 

Shock and Awe

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6th grade. This punk who had been messing with me for ages finally got the guts to punch me when his buddies couldn't help and I immediately slammed his head in a nearby locker. It ended there.
 

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I don't know if it really counts as a fight or not but in secondary school, someone insulted my cousin, calling him fat and stuff. The main problem I had with it was my cousin has a problem which prevents him from exercising, so I just smacked him on his nose and he went to the floor.

I also head butted him a few days later, which again he just went straight to the floor.
 

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Me and my younger brother had a fallout with 2 of our friends (my age). The youngest of which swung for my brother and missed, my brother started running(which was fair enough he was ALOT smaller). I instead rammed my fist into the guys stomach winding him, and he fell to the floor. The other guy had been chasing my brother but I caught up and we beat him up too.
 

otakon17

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Never been in a fist-fight. Got sucker punched once, then the teacher walked in right afterward. To my everlasting shame I started crying, I had never been socked in the eye before. I believe I was 9-10 in elementary school when it happened. No one really messed with me afterwards because I garnered a reputation by having almost zero anger control later on, raging and screaming at times. They thought I was nuts, not surprisingly. But I never struck anyone in anger ever. I was always afraid if I did I'd cross some dark line in my psyche or something as such.
 

Salad Is Murder

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I punched a guys head open once, chipped a nail but I killed him and wet the walls with his brain. Then I grabbed him by the feet and swung him around and cut three people in half and knocked down a wall.

Then I turned around and looked at a guy who was staring a little too hard at my butt and his head exploded, the bone shrapnel from the explosion killed 30,000 civilians...my family included.

I regret nothing.

-Salad out
 

Mr Thin

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I fought with my younger brother quite a bit (he was 3 years younger, I wasn't beating up a toddler or anything), but I can't really remember any serious fist fights between us.

Closest thing to a fist fight I can remember having is in high school. Some guy in my class (I knew him, nice guy, I was just having a shitty day) knocked my book over. Probably by accident, but I was looking for an excuse to be angry. So I punched him on the chin.

That was the end of it; he looked more surprised than hurt, and I'm one skinny bastard, so I doubt he actually was hurt. Besides, I'm so physically weak that anyone who tried to fight me would end up looking like an asshole, which is how I avoided most physical bullshit throughout my teenage years.
 

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Well it wasn't really a fist fight, but some slightly older kid (I was probably about 14) cornered me in an alley trying to mug me. One thing led to another and I deposited him over a 6ft high wall.
 

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Mine was in between 7th and 8th grade. A guy I knew (not a bully just a prick) came up and punched me in the back of the head (for no reason I can think of). He tries to run past me so I catch him and put him in a head lock and punched the top of his head in a way that knocked him down behind me.

He hopped back up to his feet and then just walked away.

He never showed his face around me ever again so I'd call that a win.
 

emeraldrafael

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my first fist fight was with my uncle when I was four, just to prove the lesson that there is always someone bigger, stronger, and better than you, but you never back down, never give up.

my first REAL fist fight, where I actually stood a chance, was in third grade. I was playing wiffleball and this kid walked over and hit me with one of those short fat wiffleball bats. it didnt hurt, but I had the long skinny one and just turned and beat him up side his head with it with all the power of a slugger (before my hockey days and basketball days, I was a little leaguer).

So he fell back, then go up, a tooth knocked out and a scratch on his face, his eye puffing up. he charged at me and before I could swing the bat again, he tackled me and knocked me down, and the bat away from me. He punched me in the face (this was before I had glasses, so it didnt affect me as much), then I punched back. then the fight just turned into us exchanging blows, though mine became increasingly more violent and devestating, while his were becoming more sluggish.

It only finally ended when we rolled on the concrete step that was in front of the door so you didnt step on dirt and bring it inside. I had his head downa nd he hit it hard of the step, dazing him and I punched him, causing his skull to crack and him to black out.

Parents were called, towels were put on the back of his head bloody noses plugged up, bandages put on scratches and salves put on bruises. His parents didnt want to press charges cause tehy know MY parents,a nd both agreed that this would be a good growing up experience for us.

the final count was

me:
- black eye
- bloody nose
- multiple bruises
- two small cuts on my cheek
- cut on the back of my head from the first hit of the bat.

him:
- black eye
- bloody nose
- cracked skull
- three missing teeth
- one tooth needing a crown
- several cuts on his face/arms.


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in the end, we became really great friends and still laugh about it.