Describe your illness.

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I'm sick and my head hurts, So I want all you other sick people to describe your symptoms so I feel less terrible.

I have Sore Throat, and a Boggy Brain, which that my head has roughly the size and weight of Kansas. I also Can't Sleep, and I'm Hot As Hell.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I'm in perfect health and feel great!

Damn you. Damn you to play Superman 64 for eternity after your death. You bipedal Homosapien.

 

[Vault101]

Its called fangirl-ism....Mass Effect strain

it has consumed all my emotional energy...an obsession if you will...anything negative said agaisnt the object of my obsession results in elevated heart rate, agression, possbly temporary reduction in logical thourght patterns..and at worst seaizures (usually induced by spoilers)

right now I am having difficulty dealing the rumours that the ending is bad...I need to take it easy to avoid a hearattack

 

[Vault101]

Its called fangirl-ism....Mass Effect strain

it has consumed all my emotional energy...an obsession if you will...anything negative said agaisnt the object of my obsession results in elevated heart rate, agression, possbly temporary reduction in logical thourght patterns..and at worst seaizures (usually induced by spoilers)

right now I am having difficulty dealing the rumours that the ending is bad...I need to take it easy to avoid a hearattack

Shepard dies

WHA-

I hope your joking....I mean thats one possible outcome I can imagine but...seriously

SPOILERS!!!!????

 

[Kae]

Well, I cannot sleep and my head hurts, not really that bad but I also have this allergy which hasn't calmed down in a month, which means I can't smell and I always have a runny nose, not sure what causes it but it's really annoying.
But other than that I'm perfectly fine.
[sub]Hmm... my "illness" is just a mild annoyance so I guess I've beaten you.[/sub]
Oh and now I'm very happy too because a friend came over and brightened my day, though I still don't understand why she thinks I'm so funny, I'm the least fun or funny person I know, also somehow laughter eliminated the headache!

 

[Vault101]

Its called fangirl-ism....Mass Effect strain

it has consumed all my emotional energy...an obsession if you will...anything negative said agaisnt the object of my obsession results in elevated heart rate, agression, possbly temporary reduction in logical thourght patterns..and at worst seaizures (usually induced by spoilers)

right now I am having difficulty dealing the rumours that the ending is bad...I need to take it easy to avoid a hearattack

Shepard dies

WHA-

I hope your joking....I mean thats one possible outcome I can imagine but...seriously

SPOILERS!!!!????

i might be lying ... i do that... you will just have to wait and see

*gasp*...huuuaaagghh...just....need...pills doctor gave me

you'll pay for this!......

 

[Antitonic]

Pain raidiating from the knuckles of my right hand to the elbow. On a scale of 1-10, it is constantly at 4, unless I try to move it or use it, in which case the pain worsens from anywhere between 4.5-9. When I say constantly, I mean it: it's been hurting for just over two years now, 24/7. All tests are clear, and specialists are baffled. They did find one thing though: my wallet. Each visit (which equates to the doctor saying "That last test showed nothing, try this one" in about 3 minutes) costs between $150 and $300. Tests are extra.

As you can imagine, this has severely impacted my day-to-day life. And yes, I'm right-handed. Joy.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Pain raidiating from the knuckles of my right hand to the elbow. On a scale of 1-10, it is constantly at 4, unless I try to move it or use it, in which case the pain worsens from anywhere between 4.5-9. When I say constantly, I mean it: it's been hurting for just over two years now, 24/7. All tests are clear, and specialists are baffled. They did find one thing though: my wallet. Each visit (which equates to the doctor saying "That last test showed nothing, try this one" in about 3 minutes) costs between $150 and $300. Tests are extra.

As you can imagine, this has severely impacted my day-to-day life. And yes, I'm right-handed. Joy.

Dude, That sucks. For real.
It must be a ***** to type like that.

 

[Antitonic]

Spoiler: Snip

Pain raidiating from the knuckles of my right hand to the elbow. On a scale of 1-10, it is constantly at 4, unless I try to move it or use it, in which case the pain worsens from anywhere between 4.5-9. When I say constantly, I mean it: it's been hurting for just over two years now, 24/7. All tests are clear, and specialists are baffled. They did find one thing though: my wallet. Each visit (which equates to the doctor saying "That last test showed nothing, try this one" in about 3 minutes) costs between $150 and $300. Tests are extra.

As you can imagine, this has severely impacted my day-to-day life. And yes, I'm right-handed. Joy.

Dude, That sucks. For real.
It must be a ***** to type like that.

I've got an iPad, so it's not that bad. Hopefully I made you feel better about your sore throat.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Spoiler: Snip

Pain raidiating from the knuckles of my right hand to the elbow. On a scale of 1-10, it is constantly at 4, unless I try to move it or use it, in which case the pain worsens from anywhere between 4.5-9. When I say constantly, I mean it: it's been hurting for just over two years now, 24/7. All tests are clear, and specialists are baffled. They did find one thing though: my wallet. Each visit (which equates to the doctor saying "That last test showed nothing, try this one" in about 3 minutes) costs between $150 and $300. Tests are extra.

As you can imagine, this has severely impacted my day-to-day life. And yes, I'm right-handed. Joy.

Dude, That sucks. For real.
It must be a ***** to type like that.

I've got an iPad, so it's not that bad. Hopefully I made you feel better about your sore throat.

Actually, yeah, you did. Thanks a lot for that.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Itchy nose, sneezing, running nose, coughing, shallow breathing when I walk outside. I very allergic to evergreens and right now the damn trees are launching an all out pollen attack.
Look what they did to my car!

Only way to combat it is to take any sort of allergy medication I can get my hands on.

 

[Drenaje1]

I don't think I'm suffering from any horrible physical ailments at the moment. What I am suffering from is what I like to call "F**k you, brain." There's no way in hell you can just DROP that much learned material in just about one week. And now, I have to re-discover a good week worth of shit in one or two days. Oh, wait. Is that YouTube over there...?

 

[DanielBrown]

I'm sick and my head hurts, So I want all you other sick people to describe your symptoms so I feel less terrible.

I haven't been able to take a deep breath or strech myself without feeling extreme pain in my ribs for the past... six months or something.
Feeling better now? ;P

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Just recovered from a head cold. Nothing special here. Also god damn Antitonic, Good luck in the future.

 

[Vern5]

I suffer long bouts of crippling depression broken up by long bouts of crippling optimism and creativity.

I drink to excess almost every night for the sake of writing.

I would say I'm emotionally jaded but I feel like that's par for the "growing up" course.

 

[FamoFunk]

I seem to have a never ending cold, all day sicknees with added acid-reflux some days.

I can't wait until the Summer so it's really hot and I still don't feel like Winter.

 

[DionysusSnoopy]

I have arthritis (i'm 23, now had it for 3 years) causing near constant pain for my neck, lower back, left elbow and right knee. I should point out as far as arthritis goes you could say i have the mildish kind. Doctors have no clue.

Hope it makes you feel better

Ps. I feel compelled to say that it was sports that caused my current condition. Sports and exercise not always healthy

 

[teqrevisited]

Intermittent headaches and accompanying constant nerve-ending sensation since January last year with no known cause or conclusive diagnosis. Fun times.

 

[Sarah Frazier]

I have two things going on, so lucky you.

The Family Cold: Headache, throat getting sore, passing fevers that make me shake until muscles get pulled.

The Stomach: Nausea, loss of appetite while craving all kinds of things at the same time, Pain that either feels like being stabbed, stepped on, or having jagged metal dragged across the intestines. The pain isn't too bad as long as I stay curled up, but once I try to stand up or stretch out? Killmenow.

The stomach stuff has been going on for almost two weeks now...

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Well... I got a fever.

And the only prescription... IS MORE COWBELL YEAAAH!!!


Edit: Eff you guys, I'm going to school.