Describe your sex life in 3 Pokemon moves

[Atmos Duality]

Lock-On
Overpower
Rest

 

[knuckles2812]

lick, bone club, sleep

 

[Ildecia]

splash (it does nothing!)
splash (it does nothing!)
splash (it does nothing!)

yep. nothing.

 

[Ekonk]

me.vicky used Wake-Up Slap
me.vicky used Helping Hand
me.vicky used Swallow

yup.

Hot.

Harden, pound, encore!

 

[Vhite]

Transform.
Rollout.
Hyperbeam.

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

Harden
Pound
Stringshot


RUN!

 

[Great North]

Lick (It's super effective!)
Harden
Explosion (Critical hit!)

 

[Great North]

Lick (It's super effective!)
Harden
Explosion (Critical hit!)

EDIT: Scuse me for the double post, don't even know how it happened

 

[The Rockerfly]

lock on
hyper beam
a turns rest (repeat steps one and two until necessary)

 

[ScarlettRage]

Charm, Bide, Aurora Beam

 

[PhoenixOnly]

Stun spore, Bind, Double Team
Hur hur hur hur hur.

 

[MCDeltaT]

Withdraw
Splash
Water gun

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

Harden
Pound
Eruption

 

[Sporky111]

Lick
Astonish
Swallow

Yeah, I went there

 

[feeback06]

Tackle,Lick,Hydro-Pump

 

[Thingo]

Thingy used Charm on Hot Chick(It missed!)
Thingy used Splash (It does nothing)
Thingy used Grip on self! (It's super effective)

 

[ChicagoTed]

Hypnosis
Harden
Explosion

 

[Matrixbeast]

Harden
Double Team
Slam

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