Describe Yourself in One Sentence.

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm a vain asshole with a paradoxically kind heart and a high level of intelligence.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Me, in one sentence? OK, here goes...

I am an enthusiastic skeptic with a talent for verbosity, two qualities which lend themselves well to one another; as a skeptic it helps to be verbose because it allows me to convey a point thoroughly, while as a guy who likes to talk it's good to be a skeptic, because it puts me in the auspicious position of seldom being left wanting for things to talk about -- take this single sentence for instance: If I didn't have my talent for grammar, syntax, punctuation and all that other garbage, then this absurdly long descriptor -- itself steeped in self-inflating self-reference -- would have ended half a page ago, while if I didn't have my skepticism, then I'd likely have found some other interest on which to cut my linguistic teeth (an interest that would see me surrounded by fewer people interested in education in general and, in turn, less interested in appearing well-educated); ultimately, being a verbose skeptic serves me well, and particularly in situations where people ask me to describe myself in one damn sentence.

Excellent use of the comma splice sir. You are the master of fusing sentences together

 

[Moonpig123]

I am an awesome miracle of science who fucks dolphins and shits pure gold, which I spend on fast cars and angel dust. I'm also really modest.

 

[gruggins]

ahem:
"people confuse me"
or possebly
"shut the god damn door on you way ou.. no not like that, you have to slide it along slowly or it wont fi.. fine let me do it!"

 

[similar.squirrel]

The quintessential Milhouse. I have a peculiar way of being completely lame.

 

[greenflash]

If it's not broken fix it!

 

[The Lugz]

Is So Meta Especially This Acronym

and yes i ripped that off, but i improved it so it counts.

 

[Blobpie]

There is a madness to my method!

or

Of coarse I'm insane!

 

[Gaiseric]

Getting better all the time.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

A college graduate who lives for the thrill of emerging victorious from a challenging fight, whether it's in a video game, or in an MMA cage.