Describe yourself

[thinkingaboutnothing]

Appearance: Slightly taller than average, slightly heavier than average, brown hair that I allow to do what it wants, so long as it looks clean. Bluey-green eyes, wouldn't label myself as beautiful, probably inbetween pretty and slightly more pretty than avarage, depending on how much make-up I have on. Also large boobs. Always a plus

Hobbies: Gaming (mostly FPS), reading (both comics and proper books), watching films, wasting time on the internet, playing flute, piano and singing, watching anime, role-playing. Just geek stuff really.

Personality: Tends to be a mix of my friends, and as most of them are guys, I tend to be right at home with them. Usually quiet around people I don't know, fairly loud with those I do.

Comedy: Most stuff, unless all it is is rude and offensive to someone, unless it's offensive to women in general, strangely enough. I don't mind jokes about cocks, vagoos or boobs, and when a mate yells at me to go make him a sandwich, I'll just slap him around a bit

Taste in women:...well I'm female and I'm straight...so...
Taste in men: Make me laugh, have the same interests as I do, understand how to calm me down when upset or angry, make me feel loved and wanted. There's list, I won't bore you with it.

 

[Lust]

Appearance: 5 ft. 9 in., little pudgey but not yet a full blown belly, medium length jet black hair (soft but thick, like a horsey), dark brn eyes (someone once said they're purty), mustache & goatee. Though I am hairy (I am strong with thatch).

Hobbies: Movies, games, anime, drawing, music, daydreaming (works best at night)

Personality: Introvert, intuitive, nice/sometimes mean, generally open to everything. Slightly apathetic (but I still care about people). Can be a weird-ass.

Attitude: I exist so that I may enjoy life, if I didn't, I wouldn't. Sing soliloquies to everyone you know. But, don't deny nature. Lust for peace and chaos.

Comedy: I love laughing. Whether it's nasty, dark, horrible, dumb, high brow, or just plain off putting, all is welcome.

Taste in women: Love me and make me laugh. I find melanin to be very sexy.
Taste in men: same as above.
Taste in androgynous/intersexual/pansexual: As I said before, melanin is intoxicating.

 

[Andalusa]

Appearance: I am 5'5" about 125, so I'm not exactly skinny. Mid length auburn hair and brown eyes (can vary between almost black and almost orange)

Hobbies: Music, gaming, long walks, cooking, reading, drawing.

Personality: Very shy, almost hostile when you first meet me but when you get to know me I open up a bit more. I do have Bi-Polar so sometimes I can be random, fun, happy and smiling and at others I can be super depressed.

Comedy: I like most comedy. My favourite comedians are Tim Minchin, Russel Howard and Michael McIntyre.

Taste in women: I'm not into women, I like guys. Same taste in music, can talk endlessly about the most random things, likes walking, taller than me, is nice and kind and can me me smile.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Appearance:A regular ugly, pimple scarred, teenager.

Hobbies:Sucking at video games, procrastinating, complaining,generally being a philosophical bastard.

Personality:A angsty, self loathing,teenager with a bit of self awarness. Unable to fully understand the social aspect of humanity.

Comedy:Silly and clever.

Taste in women:As yet to be discovered.

P.S.I know I am straight from the pure fact of a physical attraction to the opposite sex.

 

[ThreeWords]

As a roleplayer, I shall revert to one of my easiest mediums; the character sheet!

Appearance: ThreeWords is moderately tall, standing just under six feet, but is skinny, and looks rather weak. As such, his strength is surprising, though not titanic. His face is lean and handsome, and his grey blue eyes look out from under brows that seem permanently quizzical. His hair is ginger brown, and he wears it as long as he can; at the back it reaches his neck, and the front it covers his eyes.
ThreeWords moves with easy, graceful movement due to an awareness of his own body, sourcing from years of training in par kour, fencing, and various martial arts

Hobbies: ThreeWords has many interest, amongst them is mathematics, reading, gaming, roleplaying, par kour, fencing, hap ki do, and general socializing. He finds his variety of tastes allow him to converse with people form most walks of life.
Recently, he has also found an amusement in the form of informal sparring with friends; most of whom have matching skills in various combat disciplines. he claims the variety of opponents is vastly beneficial to his own training, and also finds the challenge of new foes interesting

Personality: Despite his name, ThreeWords is extremely verbose, never using one word when three will explain it far better. This attitude can be seen in thought his lifestyle, for he puts his all into everything he does, sometimes to a fault.
His general outlook on life is as a sort of continuing cosmic joke, and he finds it hard to take miserable people seriously.

Attitude: As above, ThreeWords is very much free with his lifestyle, believing with the confidence of youth that he is literally immortal, and has yet to be proved wrong. He actively partakes in any dangerous activity he can find. To quantify his approach into one oft repeated quote; "nothing risked is nothing gained"
Though he accepts most things with open arms, the few things he does find offensive or distasteful are subject to a surprising degree of bitterness and savagery

Comedy: Depending on mood and company, ThreeWords' humor varies from harsh, semi insulting sarcasm to jokes that border on the ridiculous.
One thing he objects to is a popular form of 'comedy' in modern films that involves the pain and humiliation of a particular individual, for the amusement of a group. This he finds sickening.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Spoiler: A picture of me, from my profile!

What that picture doesn't show is that I'm about 185cm (6 foot) and 81kg (178 pounds). Just inside the 'normal' range on the BMI from memory. Just.

I won't attempt to talk about my personality, since I don't really have a clue and it seems to change often. You people can make up your mind on my personality.

And I'm not going to include my opinion on what I enjoy in the menfolk. Mostly because it's difficult to define and also because this thread is creepy enough as it is.

 

[Queen Michael]

Apperance: 6 feet tall, Shaggy brown hair, turquoise eyes, skinny as heck.

Hobbies: Reading comics, reading novels, and collecting candy bars. (I've got twelve so far.)

Personality: The Asberger's Syndrome & ADHD kind.

Attitude: You do not have the right to be an idiot.

Comedy: Marx Brothers.

Taste in women: the more you play video games read manga the more I luv u ^_^

 

[SuperTim]

Appearance: 6 foot 2, about 59 KG skinny as hell i think i'm obease though JOKE! short brown hair long fringe but not covering eyes and in a sway motion to the left. brown eyes.

Hobbies: warhammer 40K, reading fantasy (read about a book a week) ps3, multiplayer games with friend WITH BOTS! (no games with them any more ruling a kingdom called Timtastica! (join if you will! any jobs avaliable except king

Personality: very dead pan humour or dark, i talk alot when you get to know me but my best chat line is "soooooo, nice weather we are having, thats my best and consequently worst talk line, but it makes conversation like the description i'm giving now" will try almost anything

Comedy: dead pan humour as stated, joke about life the world and everything you dont laugh at something unless its a little true usually.

taste in women: personality, they know how to spell USSR is a good start....boy that was screwed, and needs to understand my sense of humour.

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

Apperance: 5 feet 4 Inches tall, Wavy red hair, dark blue eyes, glasses, Slimish.

Hobbies: Playing video games, Reading and writing.

Personiality: Quiet and Shy around people I don't know. Loud and outgoing around friends. Obvious bisexual.

Attitude: Forgive and forget, life's too short to hold grudges.

Comedy: Sarcastic mind-fuckery, I'm a bit sadistic in the way that I find the Saw films more of a comedy than a horror. I'm also quite masochistic, so I also find a certain hilariousness in my own pain.

Taste in women: Doesn't cry when they break a nail, dark hair, Slim (not skinny DX), preferably a gamer.

Taste in men: Funny, similar hobbies, similar taste in movies and music, preferably a gamer.

 

[Azraellod]

Appearance: 5''9. Very light build hidden because I wear at least three layers at all times. Brown, neck-length hair that curves forwards.

Hobbies: I lurk on here a lot. I'm into Yu-Gi-Oh, chess, and talking.

Personality: I'm typically nice to people, and non-judgemental for most things. I tend to be sarcastic a lot, and I have a bit of a thing for drama.

Attitude: I guess you could say I take the saying "It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb", and apply it in a pretty bizarre way to my life. I'd go into more detail, but it doesn't exactly come off very nicely.

Comedy: Sarcastic, ironic, dark, accidental.

Taste in women: Um... asexual, willing to talk. I have no other requirements really.

 

[Broady Brio]

Appearance? 17. 5'10/11. Short brown hair.

Hobbies? Weekly go to gym. This year I hope to take up volleyball as a sport for my college.

Comedy? Pretty much anything. Except Chris Rock.

Taste In Women? We'll find out out soon enough. I guess intellectual to a point of still pretty cool to be with.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Appearance: 6'0,

Huh, I can count the number of girls I've seen that are 6ft or more on one hand. You must stand out...

Ot: I'm 6'3", buried under a mess of curly hair and a beard.

hobbies: Games (duh), Playing guitar, listening to metal, and watching anime (though I haven't seen very many, it's a relatively new passion of mine)

Personality: I'm absurdly lazy, and procrastinate for a living, though if I get to writing a song, I'll come over very obsessive and spend all day in front of the computer, neglecting food/other vital things. Other than that I've gotten over a crippling shyness that plagued my teenage years, and am fairly well adjusted, if slightly misanthropic. Just a tad.

Comedy: All types that aren't the American sitcom. British sitcoms can be great though (Father ted, I.T. crown, peep show.)

Taste in women: Outgoing, nice (seriously, if a girl is really nice, her physical attractiveness will just skyrocket to me. Kind like shallowness, in reverse?), and a sense of humour is a must. Girls that are all srs bsns all the time are no fun.

 

[skittlepie345]

Appearance: 5'5"; Straight, Medium-long length, dark brown hair that I keep in ponytail always; Darkish brown eyes; Normal build

Hobbies: Reading, video games, playing the Oboe, listening to music, Clicking 'Random Article' on Wikipedia for hours on end. Playing mind games with my cat...

Personality: Quiet, but funny-ish when I do talk. I laugh maniacally in my head when something bad happens to someone, before going to help them out. Kittens?

Attitude: When it's time to leave.

Comedy: Sarcastic, and situation appropriate video game references, etc.

Taste in Women: Boobs... Kidding, I am a girl... Who's straight.

Taste in Men: Funny, will let me poke him, listens to awesome music, plays an instrument (opt.), enjoys being around me, likes video games... And Smart... Well, not a complete idiot, at least.

I think that's it.

 

[Cody211282]

Comedy: Sarcastic mind-fuckery, I'm a bit sadistic in the way that I find the Saw films more of a comedy than a horror. I'm also quite masochistic, so I also find a certain hilariousness in my own pain

What is this Mind-fuckery you talk of, and how do you turn it into something funny? I ask because I want to do it.

Appearance: 5'9, 175lb. average sized I guess, short brown hair and eyes(just like every action hero now a days, to bad I'm not one), clean shaven. Oh and If I let my hair grow out it fros.

Hobbies: Playing video games, reading, watching movies, posting on here, hanging out with friends and killing time, and my friends just got me into Warhammer 40K just when I thought I couldn't be a bigger nerd.

Personality: Before you get to know me I'm quiet and shy, after you know me I wont shut up and can get rather loud, I love a good time and meeting new people, even more so if it's a woman. I can come off as a dick sometimes but I don't mean to.

Attitude: protective of my friends, and stubborn as hell.

Comedy: Sarcastic, sometimes I use criticism to make fun of my friends, because they know I don't mean it in a bad way.

Taste in women: Don't really have a preference body wise as long as they are sorta in shape, but I do like red hair for some reason. Personality wise someone who like to take it easy, have a good time, has a sense of humor and can put up with some of my lame jokes.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Appearance : 5'9 tall, slim, straight brown hair, blue eyes.

Hobbies: Cinema, music, sports, gaming, making and editing videos, snowboarding, traveling.

Personality: A bit of a ***** but I'll do everything for my friends. Risk-taking, I live in the moment. I tend to joke in the most inappropriate situations. Extrovert.

Attitude: Cynic.

Comedy: Sarcasm, black humor, inside jokes.

 

[Dapsen]

Apperance: 172cm tall, very short brown hair, brown eyes, medium muscluar.

Hobbies: Playing video games, reading, Basketball, socializing.

Personiality: Funny, random, intelligent (but i dont let on), energetic.

Attitude: stop whining, friendly, random.

Comedy: everything that can be found funny.

Taste in women: oh i dunno, anyone i like? i dont think about how my girlfriend has too look.