Let's see here. That beret is lookin' pretty sweet. Of course, I could use more pillows to go with my blanket. Maybe a scarf to keep my neck warm. Perhaps a bus to hold some of my magic cards, to include the angry kitties deck. Coasters seem pretty useful too. I also happen to be a rather large fan of Atlus, and Persona in particular.
I guess for the Guild stuff, I could either try to track down the cast at cons, or buy a signed set.
A blinged out gnome that shits money sounds interesting enough on its own, but coupled with an inflatable sword?
As a heads up, the mushroom blanket will keep you nice and toasty, because the goomba blanket keeps me nice and toasty.