Destroy something the previous poster hates

[DiMono]

Alright, here's how this goes: I post something I hate, and then the next person to post says how they would destroy the thing I said I hate, and then says something they hate for the next person to destroy. For example:

I post that I hate watermelons.

The next poster says he drops the watermelons off a cliff to a sharp pointy death below, and that he hates motorcycles.

The next poster says she drives motorcycles into a hydraulic press and crushes them, and that she hates Dick Cheney.

And on it goes. And remember, the point is to have fun. So let me start:


I hate computer keyboards that don't work properly.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*jumps up and down on the faulty keyboard with lead lined shoes until it is naught but fine powder*

By the way, I hate kiwis (the fruit, that is).

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

(the fruit, that is).

Nice save!

Hmmm....

I create a bacteria that breeds rapidly, can live for a long time without feeding and is lighter than air (can float across oceans). They only feed on Kiwi though.

Give it a year or two and they'll all be gone forever.



I hate Ke$ha.

 

[Amy Sorel]

I take Ke$ha to a local swimming pool, then when she jumps in, i remove all the ladders, and wait untill she drowns, like i always do with unwanted characters in The Sims.


I hate clowns.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I destroy all clown makeup, outfits, and props. They're gone now.

I hate people who call me a Smurf.

 

[TheDoctor455]

om nom post

 

[DiMono]

Amazingly, all those people happen to be deathly allergic to cauliflower.

I hate current gas prices

 

[TheDoctor455]

I intimidate the CEOs of all the gas companies into giving you (and only you) a discount on all gas prices everywhere you go.

Enjoy... I'm also sure that some people will get jealous after a while...


I hate every Silent Hill game since SH4.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I use various political and industry connections to have every copy of said games recalled from every house of every country to be dumped into a giant hole, similar to that seen in 300

I hate the entire protagonist cast of Gears of War.

 

[Vakz]

Entire protagonist cast of Gears of War have now been forced to be casted in a sequal for Dora the Explorer.

I hate Halo.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The entire Halo team have suffered violent brain aneurysms and died due to an electircal shock treatment applied by me.

I hate it when I meet hot girls who explain they have a boyfriend already.

 

[Vakz]

All hot girls have now had it explained to them that their boyfriends are douches.

I hate having to go to bed early.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

The cosmic forces governing the universe have now been altered so that time progresses differently for you, meaning you can go to bed whenever you want now.

I hate tracksuits.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I mind-fuck everyone on the planet to burn their tracksuits.

I hate that humanity has continually failed to hold The Vatican accountable for its crimes against humanity.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I nuked the Vatican.

I hate having a cold.

 

[mParadox]

In other news, a cure to the flu has been found and the first patient to receive a dose was stukov961.

I hate..... Twilight.

[sub][sub]go nuts[/sub][/sub]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Let the great purge begin!

I hate the imperial measurement system.

 

[Vakz]

Imperial Measurement System has now been remade to be made up entirely of exponential functions.

I hate lag.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I alter every server (of any kind) to automatically favor you, giving you the best online experience for every game ever made (or will ever be made).

I hate that Valve delayed Portal 2... and hasn't said anything about Half-Life... at all.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Valve releases Portal 2, finishes Half-Life, then cause a singularity of awesomness and is erased from history.

I hate timezones.