Dethklok

[squirrelman42]

Ok, there aren't any good Dethklok related posts as yet so I demand that everyone who hasn't made one have their livers gouged out and served to them with cayenne peppers.

Dethklok is undoubtedly the most metal band ever and as such Metalocalypse the most metal TV show ever. This week they're going to be showing two brand new episodes back to back, possibly making that the most metallic half-hour ever in the history of Mankind.

What I want to know is what would you do to actually see Dethklok live. I don't mean Brendan Small and Tony Blacha. I mean Skwissgar Squigelf, tall as a tree; Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee; William Murderface Murderface Murderface; Pickles, the drummer, doodily do, ding dong doodily doodily do. And Nathan Explosion. Personally, I would cut off my own foot and soakit in brine all the while kicking everyone else I could in the face with my good one.

Also: Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown. What do you think of him? More? Less? I do cocaine.

 

[X3heartless]

Also: Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown. What do you think of him? More? Less? I do cocaine.

Dr.Rockso quit bro...hes cacacacleeaaaann

 

[wewontdie11]

FUCK YES DETHKLOK RULE!!!

Gotta say it's about time for some new Metalocalypse, I need my fix of brutality!

To see them live I wouldn't go so far as to remove a limb (I wouldn't be able to mosh properly then!)... but I'd pay a large amount of money. Like £100 or something.

 

[X3heartless]

FUCK YES DETHKLOK RULE!!!

Gotta say it's about time for some new Metalocalypse, I need my fix of brutality!

To see them live I wouldn't go so far as to remove a limb (I wouldn't be able to mosh properly then!)... but I'd pay a large amount of money. Like £100 or something.

nah i went to a concert.It was 25 dollars for a ticket,but that's American money so that's like what 8 bucks for someone from the uk lol

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Yay Dethklok have got to be one of the the coolest bands by them selves, not to mention having a kick ass funny tv show.
(the creator of metalocolypse also made home movies, one of my favorite shows.)

 

[wewontdie11]

FUCK YES DETHKLOK RULE!!!

Gotta say it's about time for some new Metalocalypse, I need my fix of brutality!

To see them live I wouldn't go so far as to remove a limb (I wouldn't be able to mosh properly then!)... but I'd pay a large amount of money. Like £100 or something.

nah i went to a concert.It was 25 dollars for a ticket,but that's American money so that's like what 8 bucks for someone from the uk lol

Haha yea thats like £13 I think if my maths is right. More than worth it!!! I'm paying that to go see Dragonforce in 2 months for gods sake, and they're not half as good.

 

[wewontdie11]

They're metal? That's funny, because I thought they were a joke, oh wait......
No, they're a mockery of metal, they're a mockery of the music industry, and the entirety of Dethklok is simply masturbatory. A show about how "great" they are? My ass.

Oh come on, their very funny spoofing of the genre aside, you have to at least like some of their songs. Pretty good for a band that was originally engineered to simply take the piss.

 

[X3heartless]

They're metal? That's funny, because I thought they were a joke, oh wait......
No, they're a mockery of metal, they're a mockery of the music industry, and the entirety of Dethklok is simply masturbatory. A show about how "great" they are? My ass.

Wow that's the point...but they still have great music while being comedic...

 

[squirrelman42]

my favorite is Lost Vikings. Literally it's a bunch of Vikings who get lost in the woods and won't ask for directions to the battlefield.

 

[Eyclonus]

I like the episode with the tax embezzling, and the Troll of Finland.

 

[X3heartless]

my favorite is Lost Vikings. Literally it's a bunch of Vikings who get lost in the woods and won't ask for directions to the battlefield.

I like Detharmonic it's just awesome

 

[wewontdie11]

my favorite is Lost Vikings. Literally it's a bunch of Vikings who get lost in the woods and won't ask for directions to the battlefield.

I like Detharmonic it's just awesome

They're both pretty awesome, but my favourite has to be Hatredcopter. Love the blending of vocals in the pre-chorus.

 

[X3heartless]

my favorite is Lost Vikings. Literally it's a bunch of Vikings who get lost in the woods and won't ask for directions to the battlefield.

I like Detharmonic it's just awesome

They're both pretty awesome, but my favourite has to be Hatredcopter. Love the blending of vocals in the pre-chorus.

I think the vocals are from Gene Hoglan and the guy who voices Nathan.

 

[wewontdie11]

my favorite is Lost Vikings. Literally it's a bunch of Vikings who get lost in the woods and won't ask for directions to the battlefield.

I like Detharmonic it's just awesome

They're both pretty awesome, but my favourite has to be Hatredcopter. Love the blending of vocals in the pre-chorus.

I think the vocals are from Gene Hoglan and the guy who voices Nathan.

Yea it's Brendon Small that does Nathans vocals.

Mermaider is a great song as well.

 

[X3heartless]

my favorite is Lost Vikings. Literally it's a bunch of Vikings who get lost in the woods and won't ask for directions to the battlefield.

I like Detharmonic it's just awesome[/quote]

They're both pretty awesome, but my favourite has to be Hatredcopter. Love the blending of vocals in the pre-chorus.[/quote]
I think the vocals are from Gene Hoglan and the guy who voices Nathan.[/quote]

Yea it's Brendon Small that does Nathans vocals.

Mermaider is a great song as well.

Mermurder mate

 

[Mr. Purple]

I like the show and i like the band, but they still aren't important enough to me to get me to go out of my way to see them. If they had a free benefit concert in front of my house I might consider looking out the window.

 

[wewontdie11]

Yea it's Brendon Small that does Nathans vocals.

Mermaider is a great song as well.

Mermurder mate

Sorry to be pedantic and all, but apparently its Murmaider according to the back of the Dethalbum.

Great song regardless of spelling though.

Thunderhorse was also the best song on GH2 by a country mile.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

I actually saw a live Dethklok show (with Brendan Small, obviously, but still) about two months back. It was pretty funny-- lots of little kids and their parents huddled around the outlying tables, keeping their distance from the thrashing pit in the middle.

Next time you go through the car wash, crank up "Go Into the Water." You can thank me later.

 

[ThaBenMan]

To see the actual Dethklok live, I would sign one of those death waivers ;D

Metalocalypse is an amazing show, one of my all-time favorites and along with the Venture Bros., the best show on Adult Swim.

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle and BLOODROCUTED (yes it had to have capitals) have to be the most awesome songs ever