Developer Accused of Selling DLC to Cats

viranimus

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Deviate said:
Scratching posts. Litter boxes. Catnip toys. Now games.
Let's pray no one makes a box opener they can operate or they'll rise up.
Never fear... they would just use it to make box forts with and forget all about conquest.
 

jamesbrown

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Quiet Stranger said:
Deviate said:
Scratching posts. Litter boxes. Catnip toys. Now games.
Let's pray no one makes a box opener they can operate or they'll rise up.

Could you imagine if they grew thumbs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

I really need to get tt game for my cat, she'd love it.
I knew my collection of red dot lasers and catnip would come in handy someday
 

Cobalt Lion

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This was probably the most amusing headline for an article I've seen in a while. It is also a good illustration of why I refuse to teach my cat any computer skills.
 

Innegativeion

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This is, without exception(but maybe a bit of hyperbole), the greatest news story I have ever read in my entire life.

I always knew cats were fucking evil. Now they can rob their owners blind.

Fappy said:
How come no body has bought this for me yet?
You're a cat. I always knew you couldn't be trusted with money, now EVERYONE knows!
 

DarkRyter

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This is simultaneously the nadir of gaming journalism and it's crowning achievement.
 

dnazeri

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Probably the funniest thing Ive read in a good while. Serious question, wouldn't the cat scratch the up the iPad?
 

Strazdas

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Cats have been doing it all along. why else would you wake up with a hangover and empty wallet, obviously a cat hit you over the head with a baseball bat and went to buy some games.