Diablo 3: A Novelization

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BloatedGuppy

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This was amusing enough that I felt it deserved a thread.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/05/28/diablo-iii-the-unofficial-novelisation/#more-109889

An excerpt:

Then he hit a demon. Then he hit another demon. Then he hit the demon again. Then he hit it again. Then he hit it again. Then he hit another demon, then he hit it again, and again and again, then he hit another demon, then he hit another demon then he hit five demons at once then he hit them again and again and again then he hit a skeleton then he hit a demon then he another demon then he hit another demon twice. Slo?ugh paused reflectively for a moment, and then he hit a demon. Then he hit the demon again. Then he hit it again. Then he hit it again.

Then he hit another demon, then he hit it again, then he hit another demon, then he hit five demons at once then he hit just one demon then he hit five demons again then he hit another demon then he hit a slightly bigger demon then he hit it again then he hit again then he hit it again then he hit again then he it in a different way then he hit it again then he hit it again then he hit again then he hit again then he hit it again then he hit again then he drank a red potion then he hit it again then he hit it again then he hit it again in a different way then he hit it again in a different way then he hit and then it was dead.
Poor Diablo 3. I really do enjoy it, but it's sooooo easy to make fun of.