So, when you start to feel down in the dumps and your music isn't helping you feel better, what joke always makes you laugh? I always feel better after a good laugh, so what do you find hilarious? What tickles your funny bone? Makes you chuckle like a hyena? I have a couple of personal favorite. Here are two of them.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes, " replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment."Watson, you idiot!"he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes, " replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment."Watson, you idiot!"he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
