didn't see that one coming

[reterofish18]

Did you ever hear a line in a tv show or movie that stuck out or that you couldn't stop laughing?

I was watching the Addams family values the other day and was at the scene where Morticia was having a baby. While at the hospital Pugsly and Wednesday where talking to a little girl in a conversation that played out some thing like this.

Girl: So Mommy and Daddy kissed each other and then they told the angle. And the angle told the stork. And the stork put a diamond in a cabbage patch and the diamond turned into a baby!

Pugsly: Our parents are having a baby too

Wednesday: They had sex

 

[sky14kemea]

xD thats a good one actually, I love that film

hmm, I think one of my favorites is in Dodgeball. Where Patches yells "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"

its the best scene ever.. =D

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Evil Dead 2: "Groovy"

 

[Woem]

Personally I thought Happy Feet turned more into a thriller/horror movie near the end, whic I definitely didn't see coming.

Spoiler

You know when he gets placed in the zoo and starts freaking out, hallucinating, throwing fish against the wall, bumping his head against it... To be honest even I was taken back by this sudden change of style and I was glad there weren't any kids around.

Oh, and welcome to The Escapist!

 

[manicfoot]

I watched that the other day as well, actually. I used to have a massive crush on Wednesday when I was a kid. This quote from the simpsons always makes me smile:

Homer: (rushing from shower to answer phone) Hello? I'm sorry you'll have to speak up - I'm wearing a towel.

 

[Trivun]

xD thats a good one actually, I love that film

hmm, I think one of my favorites is in Dodgeball. Where Patches yells "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"

its the best scene ever.. =D

If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball!

Brilliant movie . I can't think of anything to top that, really...

 

[sky14kemea]

xD thats a good one actually, I love that film

hmm, I think one of my favorites is in Dodgeball. Where Patches yells "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"

its the best scene ever.. =D

If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball!

Brilliant movie . I can't think of anything to top that, really...

Hehe, yeah that line is awesome too =D

I gotta watch it again now... :/ I must find a DVD somewheree!

 

[Macgyvercas]

There was a line in "The Big Bang Theory" that was hilarious. Sheldon said it to Raj.

"Let's see, you're afraid of women and insects. I'll bet ladybugs render you catatonic."

EDIT: In Tomb Raider: Legend, Lara comes across a Tesla coil gun, and Zip chimes in "Check out the big gun thing. How spaced out is that!?"

 

[Inco]

'Card counting is looked down upon,just like masturbating on a plane.'
'thats looked down upon? Damn security must have gotten stricter since Al Quida...'
Guess the reference. Because i had the mis fortunate to be drinking while that line was said, almost choked to death in hysterics.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

21?

Several lines from Buffy have had me choking with laughter, but I can't remember any of them right now.

I do have one from a book though. X-Wing: Wraith Squadron (Yes it's a Star Wars book)

'The next candidate is called Kettch, and he's an Ewok.'

I laughed so hard I had to put the book down.

 

[Jaythulhu]

'The next candidate is called Kettch, and he's an Ewok.'

Yub Yub, Commander ;D

Hmmm... from the original Punisher movie starring Dolph Lundgren:

Generic Badguy: "Who are you?"
Dolph: "I'm Batman"

 

[wooty]

Saw one the other night on family guy, the one where Peters trying to get the dead frog out of the window, fell off the sofa laughing

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh! I thought of one thats actually better than my last post! D:

In Kung Pow where the guy says "And then he killed the dog"... *Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpt*

That actually made me fall out of my seat xD Ah good times~

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The end of Naked Gun 33 1/3

Spoiler: from the end of the film

Rocko aims 1 gun at about 25-40 police officers and says "Drop your guns and kick em' over here!" 2-dozen+ guns slide to him. Other funny bits from the end: "Alright that's it, you give me the bomb or I'll plug her" [says Rocko to Frank in reference to Jane] "Alright I'll do as you say" says Frank. "No," says Jane "Then he'll detonate the bomb and kill everyone in here!" "Oh yeah" concedes Frank "No Dice." Rocko aims the gun at Frank and says "Than I'll kill you." Frank looks at Jane and asks "Jane?" Jane replies "I'll be ok but you'll be shot." Frank decides to try some logic and says "Now wait a minute, lets look at this logically. You're the psychotic and I'm the cop, you should have the bomb and I should have the gun." "Frank!" exclaims Jane "It's alright Jane" says Frank "I know what I'm doing" Frank and Rocko make a swift exchange of gun-N-bomb and everyone in the packed auditorium slaps their forehead in exasperation.

It's a great movie in my opinion, filled with stupid humor. By stupid humor, I mean Scary Movie type stupid humor, not Army of Darkness 'funny-on-accident 'wink-wink'' kind of stupid ... not that Army of Darkness was stupid. Speaking of Army of Darkness "Yo she-*****. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

 

[D0WNT0WN]

House Of The Dead: Overkill

"How Does A Brother Keep A ***** Down."

And The Naked Gun Films Are Brilliant.

 

[nolongerhere]

It's not a line, but in Blazing Saddles, where .. ah, I'll just show you. Watch out for the cigar and the horse. Really didn't see them coming.

Oh, and this could possibly be offensive. Just so you know.

Spoiler

 

[high_castle]

"I was frozen today!"

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/12184-suburban

 

[wonkey20]

There was a line in "The Big Bang Theory" that was hilarious. Sheldon said it to Raj.

"Let's see, you're afraid of women and insects. I'll bet ladybugs render you catatonic."

I seen that. I laughed for sooo long...

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I think its the first episode of the X-Men Cartoons. After a Fight against one of these giant robots in a mall where gambit used his explosive powers, a girl askes him " How did you do that? " and he answered "With style baby"

love that one

 

[Plinglebob]

Airplane - When someone in the ground control says something like "With this visability they're just on instraments" and then it flashes to the cockpit and the pilot etc are having a jazz jam session. Makes me laugh every time.

Hell, the whole film (except the lead guy and girl) is fantastic.