[HEADING=1]DIET PEPSI![/HEADING]
[sub]Holy turdbuckets, it's a new can design![/sub]
What's that, a review of a soft drink? Yes, it is!
The Pepsi company. The Coca-Cola company. The soft drink industry's version of the Console Wars. Then there's Barr. But no-one cares about Barr, so let's leave them out of the equation.
So, I decided to write a review of Diet Pepsi for two reasons:
1. I had some in my house
2. They recently changed the design of the can.
3. Uhh... I like drinking it?
Yeah, well, let's get going, then.
[HEADING=2]COCA COLA VS PEPSI! OH MY LORD CONTROVERSY ATTACK![/HEADING]
[sub]Flame waaaaaaaaar[/sub]
Right, so we all know what Pepsi is. It and Coca-Cola have been the subject of much intellectual internets and IRL debate for years now. Which is better? You want the answer? You want the truth?
[sub][sub]You can't haaaaandle the truth[/sub][/sub]
Anyway, I can't give you an answer. Both are almost the same. But with a few subtle differences...
[HEADING=2]It's a title denoting the start of another section of the review![/HEADING]
Pepsi is a carbonated soft-drink. This variety of Pepsi is low-calorie and sugar free. [sub][sub]and sexy[/sub][/sub]
It is a cola drink. Most people here will (probably) know what a cola drink is, and what they taste like. I personally prefer the diet version of these as the full-sugar versions tend to leave a funny sugar-feeling on my teeth.
It is, however, despite being diet, not a super-healthy option. Water is still better for you. Though, let's be honest here;
Who gives a fuck?
It tastes better than water.
[HEADING=2]Positives[/HEADING]
1. It's carbonated, so fizzy. I like it when it's tingly!
2. It fills that soft-drink void that onlyhands soft-drinks can satisfy.
3. It's a [sub]slightly[/sub] healthy alternative to the normal version.
[HEADING=2]Negatives[/HEADING]
1. It doesn't have the delicious sugary taste of the original pepsi.
2. I'm not entirely sure I prefer the new can design.
3. It makes me, how should I put this, release gas, when I drink too much.
[HEADING=2] Conclusion time! Like Question Time, but with less famous people! [/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]SCORE OUT OF 32.33 (repeating, of course)[/HEADING]
I would give Diet Pepsi a 28.22 (repeating) out of 32.33 (repeating).
It is quite a nice drink. I, however, prefer Coke Zero to Diet Pepsi. It just seems slightly less gassy to me.
[HEADING=3]My other reviews[/HEADING]
See my... uhh... Mini-Eggs review [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.182269-MurderousToaster-Reviews-Cadburys-Mini-Eggs]
My OFP2 Review (warning, Ninjas stole my line spacing half-way through) [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.171191-Operation-Flashpoint-2-Review]
[sub]Holy turdbuckets, it's a new can design![/sub]
What's that, a review of a soft drink? Yes, it is!
The Pepsi company. The Coca-Cola company. The soft drink industry's version of the Console Wars. Then there's Barr. But no-one cares about Barr, so let's leave them out of the equation.
So, I decided to write a review of Diet Pepsi for two reasons:
1. I had some in my house
2. They recently changed the design of the can.
3. Uhh... I like drinking it?
Yeah, well, let's get going, then.
[HEADING=2]COCA COLA VS PEPSI! OH MY LORD CONTROVERSY ATTACK![/HEADING]
[sub]Flame waaaaaaaaar[/sub]
Right, so we all know what Pepsi is. It and Coca-Cola have been the subject of much intellectual internets and IRL debate for years now. Which is better? You want the answer? You want the truth?
[sub][sub]You can't haaaaandle the truth[/sub][/sub]
Anyway, I can't give you an answer. Both are almost the same. But with a few subtle differences...
[HEADING=2]It's a title denoting the start of another section of the review![/HEADING]
Pepsi is a carbonated soft-drink. This variety of Pepsi is low-calorie and sugar free. [sub][sub]and sexy[/sub][/sub]
It is a cola drink. Most people here will (probably) know what a cola drink is, and what they taste like. I personally prefer the diet version of these as the full-sugar versions tend to leave a funny sugar-feeling on my teeth.
It is, however, despite being diet, not a super-healthy option. Water is still better for you. Though, let's be honest here;
Who gives a fuck?
It tastes better than water.
[HEADING=2]Positives[/HEADING]
1. It's carbonated, so fizzy. I like it when it's tingly!
2. It fills that soft-drink void that only
3. It's a [sub]slightly[/sub] healthy alternative to the normal version.
[HEADING=2]Negatives[/HEADING]
1. It doesn't have the delicious sugary taste of the original pepsi.
2. I'm not entirely sure I prefer the new can design.
3. It makes me, how should I put this, release gas, when I drink too much.
[HEADING=2] Conclusion time! Like Question Time, but with less famous people! [/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]SCORE OUT OF 32.33 (repeating, of course)[/HEADING]
I would give Diet Pepsi a 28.22 (repeating) out of 32.33 (repeating).
It is quite a nice drink. I, however, prefer Coke Zero to Diet Pepsi. It just seems slightly less gassy to me.
[HEADING=3]My other reviews[/HEADING]
See my... uhh... Mini-Eggs review [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.182269-MurderousToaster-Reviews-Cadburys-Mini-Eggs]
My OFP2 Review (warning, Ninjas stole my line spacing half-way through) [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.171191-Operation-Flashpoint-2-Review]
