I was reading through your list of articles about Games for Windows LIVE, having a good chuckle, as it so perfectly matches my experience.
Then, buried in the comments of another site, I found this absolute little gem of a comment by a fella named Swimon, which I have reproduced here, free of charge, and aside from the fact that the dude eats pineapple on his pizza, it is solid gold.
Enjoy.
Then, buried in the comments of another site, I found this absolute little gem of a comment by a fella named Swimon, which I have reproduced here, free of charge, and aside from the fact that the dude eats pineapple on his pizza, it is solid gold.
Enjoy.
some dude named swimon from another website said:[HEADING=2]What would it be like if GFWL was a pizza delivery service? [/HEADING]
I can see it now: you order a pizza wait a few minutes and then he arrives. A tall man with a blank empty stare
-?what do you want??
-?A Hawaii, how much is that?? I answer
-?800 microsoft points?. Confused I look at him like he just said he was 8 Tesla tall.
-?Ok? Can I buy those? If so how much for 800 Microsoft points.?
-?20$ for 1000 Microsoft points.?
-?I only want 800 though.?
-?20$ for 1000 Microsoft points.?
-??Whatever here.? At this point I?m severely creeped out and just want him gone so I give him the money.
-?Ok you have bought the pizza.?
-?I gathered that? So? are you going to bring me it?? Several minutes passes as he stares at me, or rather through me at the wall behind me.
-?Ok you have the Pizza.? I look around just in case I missed something but find no Pizza.
-?I do not, I think it?s still in your car.? He says nothing, after a while I realise there is no way around this and goes out to the car and get the pizza myself as I return he actually answers.
-?See you have the pizza.?
Confused angry and tired I close the door in his face, but before I can shut it he slams it open grabs me by the arm and pulls a gun. At this time I?m inches away from pissing my pants.
-?We are updating our services, do you agree? Note that if you do not you will not be able to use the ordered pizza.?
-?Sure? I peep, convinced that these are my last minutes of this world. He stares at me for a short while and then he leaves without a word.
Half a pizza later I have almost successfully repressed this memory when I suddenly hear his voice again.
-?You have eaten half the pizza.? Before I can call 911 he has already left without another word.
Ok so that got somewhat long-winded. Bottom line: I HATE GFWL it?s worse than most DRM, it?s worse than some malware and it?s just plain rude.