Ares Tyr... what happened to the days of old yore when you would use lengthy sentences to get your point across?
And where are you getting all these gifs from?
And where are you getting all these gifs from?
Dirty little secrets...
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Apparently you haven't been reading my other responses. I was just going to write "You're my hero" in response, because really... I don't need to write an essay about why its funny he ate his own shit.The Iron Ninja post=18.70520.716777 said:
The gif was just to accompany.
And you have no room to talk, being that I haven't read a response from you in the past week that did not involve crabs or trying to be a crab. Let me having my fun, damn it!
And I find them on Encyclopedia Dramatica and eBaums World.
*facepalm* How about this one or the above post you just quotedAres Tyr post=18.70520.716795 said:
And no fun for you! your job is to have long sentences to make up for the drop in the average intelligence our Trimuvirate of evil that is caused by my presence.
...fuck you, Ninja. I can still make plenty enough long winded speeches, I just like to laugh at myself from time to time in between making them by posting funny little pictures.The Iron Ninja post=18.70520.716823 said:
Atleast I still spell correctly and make valid points. And I don't talk about fucking crabs all day.
Let us end this arguement and remember our partnership.
^^^This violence is tearing this thread apart! Seriously though I want people to share more juicy secrets. And as far as I'm concerned juicy=sexual. To whoever it was that said they had sex when they were 10: Nice, very nice, thank you for that.
I know I seem to have turned into a disturbing perverted freak but honestly it's just because I'm bored and I'll try to contain it in this thread.
I know I seem to have turned into a disturbing perverted freak but honestly it's just because I'm bored and I'll try to contain it in this thread.
Bwahaha!Ares Tyr post=18.70520.716837 said:
Fine. Though I fail to see how talking about crabs all day could be a bad thing.
On topic
My dirty little secret is that even though I will openly hail them as 'gods of rock', I don't see the appeal in Led Zeppelin.
Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd and the Who are way better.
Okay, here's one. It's not really a HUGE secret, but I'll tell.ElephantGuts post=18.70520.716850 said:
I once mistankingly ejaculated in a girl's mouth while driving down her road (bringing her home) while she was giving me a highway delight. While on this road, her father was taking an evening walk and we passed him whilst she was chowing down on my naughty bits and caught a mouth full of spunk.
It was one of those situations where I warned her but she did not comply soon enough. Too bad. She spat it out all over my lap and pants which kinda sucked, but it was worth it all in all.
Good times I had in high school.
That would disturb me. But I see you as a sentient aircraft carrier, so you being "set for tonight" doesn't really register as anything disgusting.ElephantGuts post=18.70520.716886 said:
Hold on now Ares Tyr. Lets not start another "arguement"
But no it doesn't. Though I don't think of a shirtless Bob Ross, just regular Bob Ross (I bet he has a really hairy chest, like almost bordering on Robin Williams hairy.)
But no it doesn't. Though I don't think of a shirtless Bob Ross, just regular Bob Ross (I bet he has a really hairy chest, like almost bordering on Robin Williams hairy.)
Dirty little secrets? It's good threads like these that make forums joinable.
My mom was raped by my grandfather when she was little. And by another man at the same age of 8. The grandfather on my other side was also an abuser, and my dad himself abuses her, and everybody was an alcoholic and had problems.
Genetically, you'd imagine this would all sum up to bone me in the ass, but I think all it did was make me weird, and probably more uncaring than is normal or safe, but eh, it goes so
Also, slightly dyslexic
And, people are oddly intolerant of other people doing things their central authority told them not to do, like, without actually considering the nature of the idea itself.
My mom was raped by my grandfather when she was little. And by another man at the same age of 8. The grandfather on my other side was also an abuser, and my dad himself abuses her, and everybody was an alcoholic and had problems.
Genetically, you'd imagine this would all sum up to bone me in the ass, but I think all it did was make me weird, and probably more uncaring than is normal or safe, but eh, it goes so
Also, slightly dyslexic
And, people are oddly intolerant of other people doing things their central authority told them not to do, like, without actually considering the nature of the idea itself.
I love dogs, im a great dog trainer and have some sort of special connection to everydog ive met. Ive tamed dobermans, rottweilers and german shepards, but to this day i am absolutely terrified of wiener dogs......I was attacked by one as a child and i never got over it. According to my friends its pretty funny to see a 6'2 210lb amateur body builder running away from a little dog. Also i have ridiculously low self esteem 
(body builder and low self esteem totally related) Sometimes it gets so bad that i lose all intrest of being around anyone, I usually just stay in my apartment for an entire day until the feeling goes away.
(body builder and low self esteem totally related) Sometimes it gets so bad that i lose all intrest of being around anyone, I usually just stay in my apartment for an entire day until the feeling goes away.I want to have sex with my friend, and her girlfriend, and her sister.
Thing is, I might get to, too.
Thing is, I might get to, too.
I think the "her" would imply that all involved (except for him) are female.Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717798 said:
But I can't honestly say I beleive him.
You don't believe him do you?
My dirty little secret? I didn't always love crabs. I used to eat them.
My dirty little secret? I didn't always love crabs. I used to eat them.