Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (6/10)
If I had to describe the Ice Age IP, I'd describe it as having a pretty solid first movie, and ending with complete idiocy and pandering to the lowest common denominator. Or at least I would describe it as such if I'd seen any Ice Age movie (not shorts, movie) beyond the first when it came out. Sure, I'm aware of the series's reputation, and as far as I can tell, it's a reputation that's earned, but since I haven't seen the other films, it's unfair to judge.
What I can judge however, is the second film. I went in, mildly curious, to see if the rot I perceived had set in here. Because again, like I said, I think the first Ice Age film is pretty decent, so maybe the second would harken closer to that than...whatever comes later. Having finally seen said film, the result is...meh. It's not as good as the first, even if it's got echoes of it (go from point a to point b), it's not batshit crazy (it's working within the laws of physics), but it's also got a much thinner plot, a lot more time spent on slapstick and jokes that aren't always funny, and a lot more cultural references, be they Noah's Ark or pop culture in general (e.g. Sid is overseeing a water park at the start, because...that was a thing over 10,000 years ago. 0_0)
Anyway, the Ice Age is apparently ending (wait, wasn't the first film the start of an ice age?), which means the glaciers are melting, which means everyone in a valley is going to be drowned by said melting glaciers unless they get to not!Noah's Ark. The trio of Sid, Manny, and Diego travel, come across two possums whose names I don't remember (or particularly care about) and Ellie, a mammoth who thinks she's a possum, because social Darwinism isn't yet a thing. Manny is afraid that he's the last mammoth, is tormented by the other last mammoth not knowing she's a mammoth, Diego's afraid of water, etc., etc. Day ends, glaciers melt, a whole herd of mammoths enter the valley (which in fairness, is one of the few genuinely emotional moments in the film), Ellie and the possums join Manny and co., stick as a herd, theme of found family is repeated from the first film, the end.
Yeah, like I said, the plot is thin, and it's in many ways a repeat of the first, just bereft of much of its emotional heft, even if it ultimately repeats the same theme in a number of ways. I've only given it a 6 because there's a few moments that are genuinely emotional or humorous that did work - enough to give it an extra point - but really, it's a bog standard kid's movie. There's not really anything to recommend here. If you're a fan of this franchise, no doubt you've seen it already, if you're curious, don't be, if you saw the first film, you won't have your experience harmed by seeing this one, but there's no particular reason to see it either.