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I’ve seen the trailer for this a few times and I thought it looks pretty good and I love both adaptations of Tinker Tailor so I guess I’m quids in.
It's of course nowhere near the level of either Tinker Tailor and the plot is comparatively less convoluted and with lesser stakes, but Soderbergh always brings this smart, cool, playful energy to everything he does that pairs really, really well with the genre.

Plus you have Pierce Brosnan essentially playing M.
 
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Cherry

Anthony and Joe Russo (You, Me & Dupree) throw shit and see what sticks for 2 hours and 20 minutes in this mopey, interminable yarn about a US vet who turns to robbing banks in order to support his PTSD-addled junkie life. Starring Tom Holland of all people, whom I maintain still looks too young to be in anything that isn't Spider-Man or a high school play. Get back in the kiln, Tom! This feels more like a career move than a film for both Tom and the Russos; Holland wants to play a real-life junkie to shed (unsuccesfully) his teen persona, like Timmy and Daniel before him, while the Russos want to prove that they know how to make a movie without a committee breathing down their necks (they don't). I mean they know that you can do hard cuts and break the fourth wall and put text on screen and throw filters and pan the camera and throw in jarrring inserts and isolate characters with monochrome or soft focus and dillate time and do quick montages. I just don't think they know why a director would do any of that, so they do all of it, all the time, just in case somebody chooses to watch Cherry.
 

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Yes Madame! - I saw one of Michelle Yeoh's early works for the first time with Cynthia Rock. It's an 80s Hong Kong buddy cop movie, and I like it! The action and stunts are creative as fuck. Props both actresses and the stunt people involved! The story is nothing special, and I didn't care too much for the comic relief thief characters. The counterfeiter of the trio I liked enough. Though they tend to drag the film down for me a little since they're tied to the plot. I give it an 8/10 for the action scenes alone, and the final fight scene. The movie ends abruptly too, but it's expected from most of these martial arts films from the 1980s.

Apparently, this is part of the In The Line of Duty film series. Royal Warriors is next, but while it has Michelle Yeoh in the lead role again, she plays a completely different character, in a completely different story. After that movie, the last two movies go to a completely different lead actress and character. I will check those out too, after finishing Royal Warriors.

 

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Finally got around to watching The Suicide Squad (the good one). It's not especially deep or anything, but it's at least a lot of fun. Plenty of quotable lines, fun action scenes, top-notch cast. If you're in the mood to just kill two hours along with a lot of fodder and a surprisingly large number of actual names too you can do a lot worse.

7.8/10 too much water.
 

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Finally got around to watching The Suicide Squad (the good one). It's not especially deep or anything, but it's at least a lot of fun. Plenty of quotable lines, fun action scenes, top-notch cast. If you're in the mood to just kill two hours along with a lot of fodder and a surprisingly large number of actual names too you can do a lot worse.

7.8/10 too much water.
Unironically, this was the movie that actually sold me on John Cena as an actor. It seems a pretty basic role, but it takes a fair bit of talent to be as consistently funny as he was with his timing, and he also proved to be pretty good at ad-libs. "Standing there in your tightey-whiteys..." "That's racist."
 

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Fly Me to the Moon

Screwball romcom mingled with the Apollo 11 program. Channing Tatum is the no-nonsense launch director, ScarJo is the peppy marketing wiz the government plants to boost NASA's dwindling popularity, which basically means (in Tatum's eyes) making a mockery of the whole thing. To the point she's eventually asked (I think too late in a movie that's way too long) to fake the moon landing, just in case Apollo 11 doesn't make it.

The whole thing thrives or dies on Channing and ScarJo's not-quite-there chemistry. Like The Tourist before it, the female part is spot-on but the male part is a buzzkill.

Like most Apple movies, it looks cold and sterile, feels eerily empty and is inexcusably long.
 

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Holland

Set in Holland, Michigan, which looks like an answer to the actual country as much as to The Truman Show, the movie stars Nicole Kidman in the role of a neurotic Stepford Wife-esque woman who suspects her dull husband (Matthew McFadyen) may be having an affair; when she herself starts one with a work colleague (Gael García Bernal), the two start stalking him in an attempt to find proof that will tip the law to her side during a custody battle. I believe custody almost always goes to the mother anyway but hey, can't be too careful.

This is like a Coen bros movie that's a little too whimsical for its own good. Nicole Kidman is great in these quirky, mildly unhinged thrillers (Babygirl!) and the movie is at its most fun while it's toying with her unreliability as a character as much as the possibility that the husband may be gaslighting her. Then we get to a reveal 2/3ds of the way that made everything simultaneously sensational and not as interesting anymore.
 

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A Quiet Place: Day One

It's a bit like Cloverfield but without the camcorder conceit: aliens attack NYC and the whole thing is skewed from the limited perspective of a couple of people urgently tiptoeing around the first few hours of the apocalypse. Meaning we don't get to see much or hear much of any of it, and what we do get is just a variation of what we already did in the other two movies. Cute cat though.
 
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Superman (1978), 6/10

This is something of a topical movie, seeing as the James Gunn one is bound to hit theaters in a few months, and it feels like we're approaching a watershed moment in superhero cinema, so this movie being a watershed moment in itself fits right in. Despite not being the first film adaptation of a comic book superhero (Adam West's Batman had a movie in the 60s for example), it is the first that's aiming to be a proper film spectacle and be taken seriously. It's an odd film with some serious structural and pacing issues, but considering before this there basically was no template or idea of what a "proper" superhero film should be like, it's understandable. Aside from some of its effects, I wouldn't really call it dated, its problems would have been problems even at the time.

There's plenty of good to talk about so let's start with that: I finally understand why Christopher Reeve is still considered the definitive movie Superman. When you consider what a foundational film this is, it's astonishing just how right they got both Superman and Clark Kent on the first try. Superman's earnestness and sincerity don't feel naive or camp, and Clark Kent's bumbling awkwardness comes across as endearing rather than annoying. Despite the movie's tone wavering back and forth wildly, Reeve's performance never feels out of place, which is quite something. But there's many deeper nuances to the performance too: Clark and Superman act, speak and carry themselves completely differently, and for the first time I actually believed that people would not consider Clark to be Superman, they're that different. The acting overall is pretty good: Gene Hackman (in a truly heinous wig) is hamming it up deliciously as Lex Luthor and Margot Kidder is a great Lois Lane. The effects have held up great. It's remarkable just how believable the flying sequences are almost 50 years later. The sense of speed, physicality and scale is conveyed perfectly. There's some clever writing in how the movie gets to show Superman's powers without having a single fight scene. The soundtrack is an obvious banger.

But this movie has big problems with its pacing and tone. To put it in more modern terms, its structure resembles more a miniseries that got edited to be a movie, because the structure is pretty episodic, and they don't really flow together that well. The movie spends an inordinate amount of time before Superman even dons the costume or uses any of his powers. This would be fine if it spent that time more on character exploration a la Batman Begins, but what's here isn't really that interesting or engaging. Supe and Lex don't even meet until the last third of the movie, and prior to the climax there's basically no action at all, which is just weird for a Superman film. The episodic structure carries over to the tone, which can alter drastically from scene to scene, and the result is rather messy and inconsistent. Lex's antics with his henchmen are just a couple of colourful costumes short of the Adam West Batman show, whereas the beginning on Krypton is incredibly serious and somber. The scene where Lois Lane's car falls down into a crack in the earth is genuinely harrowing: you see her struggling, dirt pouring on her, the car slowly getting crushed. I can imagine that scene giving kids nightmares, and what makes it worse is that she actually dies as a result, though it's fixed by the famous "speed around the planet to reverse time" scene. The tone feels like a result of either a script that wasn't fully ironed out, or a production where the actors never quite synced with that kind of movie they felt they were in.
 
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Apparently, this is part of the In The Line of Duty film series. Royal Warriors is next, but while it has Michelle Yeoh in the lead role again, she plays a completely different character, in a completely different story. After that movie, the last two movies go to a completely different lead actress and character. I will check those out too, after finishing Royal Warriors.
Royal Warriors - Another Michelle Yeoh joint. This is a much better movie than her first one in terms of pacing and characters. No annoying side characters who take up some of the screen time, and it's a much more serious movie, despite having some comedy in the beginning. Think 48 Hours combined with your typical suspense action thriller with martial arts thrown in. There is a bit more gunplay thrown in compared to her first movie. I give this a 9/10.



I saw Police Story III: Supercop. The dub version I forgot I have on hand. I plan on getting the subbed version later. Still a great Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh team up. Some of the comedy I don't like, and the whole girlfriend misunderstanding thing is dumb. It's been three movies lady, your man ain't cheating on you, and you're dumb enough to believe he would turn your back on you after all this time, and saving your ass three different times. I still consider the first two movies the best though. I have to re-watch First Strike, as I have not seen it in ages.
 
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