KPop Demon Hunter (2025)
3D animated Magical Girl movie about about... a KPop band who hunts demons. Yeah, the premise is kind of right there in the title, isn't it?
The movie, directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans (certainly one of the names of all time) follows band/demon hunting outfit HUNTR/X, consisting of Rumi, Mira and Zoey (aka, the Goth One, the Main One and the Annoying one, aka basically just the Powerpuff Girls but older) as they face off against the hordes of an evil demon king which are eventually joined by, wouldn't you know it, an evil demon boyband acting as their evil counterpart. This is, of course, complicated by the fact that Rumi is, herself, half demon which she's hiding from her friends so we can have the obligatory Liar Revealed plot beat at the beginning of the third act.
This was the most successful animated movie of the year and became a bit of a cultural phenomenon, its soundtrack dominating the charts ever since it came out. I watched it mostly out of a sense of obligation to keep up with popular culture, to be honest. And I liked it about as much as I expected to, which is not very. I mean, I was never gonna be very much into this, this is a movie whose soundtrack consists practically entirely of the kind of music that makes me switch the channel when they play it on the radio. I went into it figuring this would be a long 90 minutes and honestly, yes, it kinda was. I wouldn't necessarily say it's the most miserable thing I've seen all year but it's probably up there.
It's not that there was a great chance for me, a 32 year old rocker to fall head over heels for a Magical Girl movie about KPop, but let me be real here: the actual music aside, the part of it that I did actually kinda vibe with was the shiny, sparkly girlypop aesthetic it had going on, all pink, purple and baby blue, everything looking like a trans pride flag covered in glitter. And as someone who always held that a good action movie uses its action like a musical uses its musical sequences, it was fun to watch a movie where most of the action scenes are musical sequences. See, it does that Spiderverse/Puss in Boots thing where it sometimes slows down the framerate of the character animations tongive them this faux stop motion look, which at this point has become a bit of a cliche for 3D animated action movies but I still find that effect neat.
It's a well animated movie, if nothing else. They to a lot of fun things with the character models, it's all very lively. Which is something that can't be said for the writing, which even by the standards of a kids movie can, no pun intended, really only be considered to be playing the hits. Listen, I really don't want to be one of those insufferable internet people who ***** about kids movies. Like, what, am I gonna call it "woke" next? But the truth of the matter is, I didn't think this was any good.
Did I laugh at any of the jokes? No. Did I think the characters were particularly compelling? No. Was there anything to the story or thematics I haven't seen a hundred times before? No. Was there anything particularly emotionally resonant in there? No. Did I enjoy the music? Hell no. Was the animation any good? Yeah, I guess. But that alone doesn't win me over. It's not that I'm in any position to argue with it 96% critical and 99% audience approval on Rotten Tomatoes but I can't concur with it either, I didn't enjoy it.