Disney's Magical Kitchen

[polymath]

I came up with the idea for the greatest themed restaurant in the history of forever. A restaurant where each and every dish is a different Disney character. So everything from Bambi to Baloo is an option. But I was wondering if you guys could come up with the names of the dishes.


Preferably delightful puns on Classic Disney songs and lines.


Something like Filleting Nemo, to get the ball rolling.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm not sure giving tasty names to childhood memories is that great an idea...

"Can I get a Thumper nuggets with brains of Bambi?"

 

[Popadoo]

Hmm... destroy innocent memories in the minds on children, you say? I'm in.
'Hmm, I'll have the Crispy Donald in Szechuan sauce, please!'

 

[CarlMin]

Ah man that is creepy. What if someone would ask me to eat a Bolt pudding. Wouldn't be able to do it out of principles.

 

[Matt_LRR]

Bambi's Mom - Venison Flambee

-m

 

[Lilani]

There is a restaurant somewhat like that on the Disney Cruise ships, it's called the Animator's Palette. It's quite cool, actually. Every meal begins in shifts, meaning that everybody in the restaurant had the same reservation time. This is so that every meal begins and ends at around the same time.

This is important because when you first arrive, everything in the restaurant is in black and white. The walls, the ceiling, the floor, and the waiter's outfits. As time goes by, you start to notice a change. Color starts to seep into the walls, and the pictures of characters and scenes from classic Disney animated films begin to fill in with color. Finally when dessert is served, the restaurant is completely filled with color from top to bottom. When the waiters come out, even their vests have become colorful and you are served a delicious multi-colored ice cream sundae.

And I know for a fact that they are going to add a Be Our Guest (Beauty and the Beast) restaurant in the Magic Kingdom once they renovate Fantasyland. Now that Bob Iger is in, Disney is going in the right direction again :3

 

[Quaxar]

Disney names for commercial useage? I smell a lawsuit!

Also, Rumpsteakstiltskin.