Okay, let's assume that you have the Bread Molester GX5, from the future, where Toasters are thinking devices that play chess and control the world.
Now of course we have to assume that their favorite color is beige, because in the original "Little Toaster that Could" book the marmalade that it loved so was always beige. Because it likes beige so much it can knit and likes to make sock puppets that it knit by itself. Because these sock puppets are made of the finest goat Silk, they can sing Yankee Doodle.
Assuming all of that, does the Toaster have a Soul?
And please, I sometimes mistake the words people write on forums as facts handed down by our lord God, so preface them with 'I Think, and this is not God' otherwise I might get confused. Unless you ARE God, then just do whatever.
Oh and Please no Troll Comments.
Now of course we have to assume that their favorite color is beige, because in the original "Little Toaster that Could" book the marmalade that it loved so was always beige. Because it likes beige so much it can knit and likes to make sock puppets that it knit by itself. Because these sock puppets are made of the finest goat Silk, they can sing Yankee Doodle.
Assuming all of that, does the Toaster have a Soul?
And please, I sometimes mistake the words people write on forums as facts handed down by our lord God, so preface them with 'I Think, and this is not God' otherwise I might get confused. Unless you ARE God, then just do whatever.
Oh and Please no Troll Comments.
