Do you drink coffee?

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Nope, I hate coffee. But tea... tea is the beverage of the Gods.

 

[Suomimaster]

I drink coffee almost everyday, but it doesn't stimulate me like it does other people.

 

[Roobarb]

Tea, the drink of the Gods.

 

[Zhukov]

It puzzles me that at some point a person sniffed a burnt coffee bean and thought, "Yup, gonna grind some of that sharp, acrid substance into my drink!"

It was probably the same person that was sat in his/her garden, saw a snail in the plants and thought "you know what, I bet that would be great on a sandwich".

Then he looked at a cow and thought, "I should squeeze those swollen pink dangly bits and drink whatever comes out."

EDIT: Goddamnit, ninja'd.

 

[SanguineScale]

I drink it somewhat regularly, and since I've been becoming fond of its bitterness, I'll probably be increasing my dosage soon.

I try to drink it black as often as possible though Prefer a caffeine rush to a frappaccino-whatever sugar rush more often than not...

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

I LOVE Coffee...I have 2 cups a day and it is my favorite beverage.

 

[Ed Classified]

I like coffee but I only drink it occasionally, like when I visit my mother or stumble upon a free coffee machine.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'm a proper Englishman, of course I don't drink coffee.

It's actually pretty funny, not only do I not drink coffee, but I don't know how to make it, I've literally never made a cup in my life. So when we had some very important executives in at work yesterday, as the junior staff member I was asked to make it. I actually had to have a word with my boss in private to explain exactly how bad of an idea it would be to have me doing it.

 

[Daveman]

Some people just prefer bitter tastes. I love it. I take mine black... like my men.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Yes and we're a dying breed. I hate trying to buy a cup of coffee these days because everyone in the line wants some strawberry/caramel syrup bullshit dessert bollocks and all I want is some boiling water and coffee handed to me. Takes like half an hour to move through a line of 3 people. It does my head in that coffee shops cater almost exclusively to people who don't like coffee.

THANK YOU!

All I want is to nurse a medium cup of coffee with a dash of milk.

When people order a Grande Decaf Mochachocafrappochinocano I assume they just don't like coffee, why else would you put that much shit in it? I have to admit that there's a certain type of Christmas 'coffee' that Starbucks have that I get once a year if I can but I certainly don't order it because it tastes like coffee, it tastes like delicious, Christmassy diabetes.

OP: I have about 3-4 cups a day. We have a bean grinder in our house and everything, proper coffee snobbery. I'm not as cool as some of the people I live with though because I put milk in mine.

 

[TwiZtah]

A little, but with lots of sugar. The smell of coffee is sweet and nice, but when you drink it, it's got this bitterness, therefore, enough sugar and this goes away.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Noooope, i like to drink yerba mate for ze energies

Or just energy drinks when i am lazy/sugarhungry

Coffee tastes burnt, and i am pretty sure it gives you horrid breath

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

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I do mine half milk/sugar...well splenda anyway.

 

[DanielBrown]

I get my caffein kicks from dricking roughly 2 liters of Pepsi every day, but I have the occasional cup of coffee when I've slept badly or know I gotta stay up for a while.
It isn't often though.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I drink coffee, cappuccino and even espresso.
Although they typically serve espresso in tiny shots, I think it'd be pretty easy for me to try a full cup.

Everyday I drink 3-6 cups of coffee. I just like it I guess.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Two teaspoons of instant coffee with two teaspoons of sugar with two tablespoons of Milo during work. The resulting sludge is the perfect pick-me up during work.

 

[Bertylicious]

I cant stand it, Ive never finished a cup in my life and I've tried a lot of different brands. If I ever want an energy kick I'll go for an energy drink but im not that fond of them either

Perhaps cocaine is the answer?

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Yep. About four cups a day. No cream, no sugar.

I bet you eat your Corn Flakes with no milk and your bread with no butter too, you neanderthal.

OT: Yeah, I drink it more for the taste than I do for the energy kick, but I'll often get some if I'm out early in the morning.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

YES, why yes I do indeed.

[sub]though lately i've been limiting my self to 2 cups a day because...[/sub]

 

[thePyro_13]

Can't stand it. I love my tea.