Do you go easy?

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I drop the Search bomb. It depends how new they are. If it's post number 1 and they joined today I'll be mean but still welcome them and give them tips on how to avoid the hate.
If they're only relatively new then I'll be as mean as a mean thing on National Mean Day in Meanland.

Meanland's near Greenland, by the way.

Same, if they're relatively new, I let it slip and give them pointers, if not. I pull out my AK-40hatred.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'm the welcomer. I have never cared about repeat threads, and the day I find myself posting "Use the search button" at the beginning of most of my posts will be a sad day for me.

 

[Abedeus]

No I don't. I'm insecure, hostile and I have to keep showing people how great I am for letting them post here.

 

[ace_of_something]

You need to be the annoying guy who's always there in the first 5 replies then.

*Notes that the Cpt is within the first 5 replies on every thread*

Meanland's near Greenland, by the way.

Is Meanland a barren land? a land that bears no mean?

I don't know, I've nver been there. And the people are too mean to send me pictures.

I fixed your note too.

You fixed someones elses post? well thats just mean, and you sure or not of meanish origin?

Well, Obvious is a Meanish name though some think it comes from and older form of the butthead language (which is what they spoke before they immigrated there)