Do you have a catchphrase?

[Pegghead]

Eh Steve! (I couldn't resist). But in all seriousness, I tend to blurt out alot of random old pop-culture quotes that are relevant, for instance, whenever I figure something out, I tend to yell "Zaloom" to the greeting of puzzled looks. Whenever I get ticked off about something, I just start muttering in some kind of made up Yiddish type language (Hoif Macgoif, Oh masheeshkaboff). I tend to give a snappy "What's it to you" to anyone on my back about something (Which luckily is a rare occurence). I often say "Neat!" when somethings, well, generally awe-inspiring.

 

[Sinisterspider]

Does "OH balls." count?

 

[The_Healer]

No, I don't have one because I get so annoyed when others continually repeat theirs.
Example: Whenever I tell my friend that I'm going to do anything (and I mean anything), he says "Could be deadly".
Wow its annoying.

Stolen from hence forth.

Oh please don't make the lives of others miserable by classifying perfectly harmless things as 'deadly'. You monster!

Why not, could it be deadly?

AGGH!
Well done good sir.

 

[neurohazzard]

"Yeah, that'll happen" (not sarcastically, but in response people commenting on things happening)
or alternatively, "Yeah, they'll do that"

 

[Urgh76]

yes!!! whenever i knock something over or break something i say "i didn't do it!..... twice"

 

[ExcusableHat]

I've also been one to play the "Neat!" speech card

 

[AxelMiller]

Incomming.

 

[Superior Mind]

Probably not but I've developed the odd habit of replacing most swears simply with the word ****, e.g. "**** off", "son of a ****" and "put that cunting thing back where it came from or I'll rip your cunting eyes out"

That kind of thing. It's basically because for some reason out of all the four-letter swears "****" is always considered to be the most offensive which is odd because aside from the swearing thing I mostly use it as a term of endearment.

 

[wilted_orchid]

I have a horrendous habit of talking about drumming to the moon and use of the phrase "I'm a >>insert adjective and a type of fruit here<<" i.e. "I'm a tired nectarine," or "I'm a confused plum,". Try it sometime, it's funtimes.

Also, patchwork elephants and their activities have be come a recurring application to conversations for me and a friend of mine who should really know better than to encourage my mad ramblings.

 

[AvsJoe]

Here's just a sample of the phrases that come out of my mouth at least once a week:

"Classic." - I use it instead of "Cool"
"Boss." - Same as classic
"Moose!" - My battle cry
"That'll Do Nicely!" - Self-explanitory
"Then go to bed." - My response to things like "I'm hungry" or "My stomach hurts"

I've got plenty more as well, but these are kind of my main ones.

 

[pantallica95]

I tend to use "the care that I don't: (insert number here)" if someone tells me something that is useless to me. I also sometimes use the sentence structure "________ that I/it/that/you am/is/are: __________(number or adjective)". Example: "The tired that I am: buckets." The only other one I can think of is usage of phrases that follow things like "do you know what REALLY grinds my gears?", simply because sayings like that irritate the hell out of me. Therefore, I throw my own twist on it with things like "you know what really educates my minotaur/chastises my naughty cat/fumigates my locker room?"

Welcome to the Escapist! I sense great greatness in you, young one.

I always say "Well isnt that just DANDY!" in the way Chris Farley would say it.

 

[scrambledeggs]

I use MSN speak, like lol, rofl, wtf, and the such, in real life. My friends all do too, now. I love my life.

I can imitate the sound of crash bandicoot dying and saying "Wow" perfectly.
(if you're really that curious.. find it here.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrFRU7gR1QQ)

I also say You're a (insert object) a lot. It's lame, but fun.

 

[Georgeman]

Yes, I have one, but it's not exactly a catchphrase though it does count because I use it quite frequently. During my latest venture in the realm of funny cat videos, I got the sudden urge to start hissing like a cat whenever someone says something stupid, whenever I have done something stupid and when I giggle, I accidentally insert some hissing-like sounds in there. Yeah, I'm not very proud of it...

Edit: Btw, here is the main perpetrator for my behaviour:

 

[ExcusableHat]

I use MSN speak, like lol, rofl, wtf, and the such, in real life. My friends all do too, now. I love my life.

I can imitate the sound of crash bandicoot dying and saying "Wow" perfectly.
(if you're really that curious.. find it here.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrFRU7gR1QQ)

I also say You're a (insert object) a lot. It's lame, but fun.

I use something similar, except that its "You're a (whatever they last said)"

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Well, there was a time when I was hopelessly addicted to Battlefield 2, and it shows in the way that I say "You got it" almost every single time I make an affirmation.

I say "fair enough" faaaaar too much.

Oh, and this. Can't forget this.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

"What did you just puke at me?" (when I'm being asked a question or told a thing I didn't like to hear.)

"I'm not a doctor/scientis/, but..."

"Did you take my pills?" (when someone's just acting stupid)

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Either "Oh, crapmonkeys" or "What was I talking about? Seriously, I've forgotten."

 

[Madcat555]

"That's Unfortunate"
"Sounds like a blast"
"Smokes"
"Frack"
"Jog on"
and when I'm flustered I make up my own curses, like when I die on kill 6 in CoD4 you might hear one such as "Shit-buttering horse nipples!"

 

[.[B@lL15T1C].]

i say 'ARGH! FUCKSOCKS!' alot, for some reason.

 

[lillebille]

i only have one and that is RFLEDAG often pronounced refledag...
nope nothing intresting.