Do you know that one Ex-girlfriend...

[Grimm91]

Do you know that one Ex-girlfriend that you had that knows all of you friends. Well recently my ex has gone psycho-*****. She keeps hanging out with my friends and even dated my best friend a week after she and I broke up. I have hated her so much and I just can't get away from her. She's in my classes, she sit with me and my friends in the mornings and today she crosses the line. I have tried to be nice and say "hello how are you" and today she gos off on me. Saying how she wants me to leave her alone and the only reason why she is by me in the mornings is to talk to my friends(when almost all of them call her a slut and whore) and how I should just stop trying to be nice; and that she never cared and shit like that. I just need some advice. Oh, and to put the cherry on the cake she dumped my best friend like seven times and he kept going back! She is like a plague! I graduate in 96 days but if this keeps up I am going to go crazy. What should I do?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Kill her. I suggest you tell are your friends how fucked up she is and get them all to ignore her, unless she's completely braindead hopefully she'll get the idea and leave you all alone.

 

[bluerahjah]

Get all of your friends and whomever else wants to be a part of it, and corner her at school for an intervention. You need to be the one leading it since you've been wronged, just flat out say, "Look, you're a whore, no one here likes you, GTFO." Either that, or take her out to the middle of a lake, and beat her senselessly with a wiffle ball bat.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Get all of your friends and whomever else wants to be a part of it, and corner her at school for an intervention. You need to be the one leading it since you've been wronged, just flat out say, "Look, you're a whore, no one here likes you, GTFO." Either that, or take her out to the middle of a lake, and beat her senselessly with a wiffle ball bat.

This man speaks the truth.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Get all of your friends and whomever else wants to be a part of it, and corner her at school for an intervention. You need to be the one leading it since you've been wronged, just flat out say, "Look, you're a whore, no one here likes you, GTFO." Either that, or take her out to the middle of a lake, and beat her senselessly with a wiffle ball bat.

This man speaks the truth.

A brilliant man indeed.

 

[Daye.04]

I'm thinking there might also be another side of the coin. But she's not here, so I'll side up with you. You know what the problem is if it's your friend going back to her. He'll probaly do it no matter what you say. Because, you know .. THere is a reason he went there in the first place. Probaly a stupid one, but nonetheless.

 

[Symp4thy]

Why is your best friend dating her? That kinda goes against "guy code" to date a best friend's ex.

 

[Abedeus]

Why is your best friend dating her? That kinda goes against "guy code" to date a best friend's ex.

Agree. I have befriended my friend's ex-girlfriend, but I will never date her. Not because she's not attractive or because we don't like each other (quite contrary), but it would be quite assholish.


Oh, and just tell everyone how big of a whore and a promiscuous slut she is.

 

[Legion]

Why is your best friend dating her? That kinda goes against "guy code" to date a best friend's ex.

You mean people actually believe in that crap?

OT: As nasty as she sounds getting everyone to gang up on her is sinking to her level. Say what you feel, but leave other people to say what they do. If they only say it behind her back I'd talk to them about their maturity.

 

[Kodlak]

Get all of your friends and whomever else wants to be a part of it, and corner her at school for an intervention. You need to be the one leading it since you've been wronged, just flat out say, "Look, you're a whore, no one here likes you, GTFO." Either that, or take her out to the middle of a lake, and beat her senselessly with a wiffle ball bat.

This is a very good idea... although the second option could get you done for assault.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Sounds she's really bitter about something and has decided to destroy all your friendships and generally make your life hell to get back at you. It happens sometimes. Sadly, homicide is your only option. I suggest cutting the body into 7 seperate pieces, putting them in double wrapped bin bags weighted down with sand and throwing them into the ocean at locations as far away from each other as possible.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The only answer is assisted suicide. This is her cry for help-don't ignore it.

 

[Abedeus]

Why is your best friend dating her? That kinda goes against "guy code" to date a best friend's ex.

You mean people actually believe in that crap?

OT: As nasty as she sounds getting everyone to gang up on her is sinking to her level. Say what you feel, but leave other people to say what they do. If they only say it behind her back I'd talk to them about their maturity.

You know... It is pretty rude to date someone's ex. It's almost like stealing a girlfriend.

 

[Symp4thy]

Why is your best friend dating her? That kinda goes against "guy code" to date a best friend's ex.

You mean people actually believe in that crap?

Obviously there isn't literally a "guy code." But I think most people will agree it's common sense that you shouldn't date a friend's ex. That's just asking for trouble. Case in point, the OP.

 

[Hamsterlad]

Do you know that one Ex-girlfriend that you had that knows all of you friends. Well recently my ex has gone psycho-*****. She keeps hanging out with my friends and even dated my best friend a week after she and I broke up. I have hated her so much and I just can't get away from her. She's in my classes, she sit with me and my friends in the mornings and today she crosses the line. I have tried to be nice and say "hello how are you" and today she gos off on me. Saying how she wants me to leave her alone and the only reason why she is by me in the mornings is to talk to my friends(when almost all of them call her a slut and whore) and how I should just stop trying to be nice; and that she never cared and shit like that. I just need some advice. Oh, and to put the cherry on the cake she dumped my best friend like seven times and he kept going back! She is like a plague! I graduate in 96 days but if this keeps up I am going to go crazy. What should I do?

why would you come to the escapist to talk about this stuff? as we have all said before Wes. We may not like it but just let it go. how about you stop talking to her and then possibly she will leave you alone as well. And another thing, you are dating someone elce now..it's time to move on mate. also with Bryan going back to her, just let him do it. we cant stop him anyway might as well keep to ourselves about it.

 

[Sigmarius]

Stick it in her pooper?

 

[Helmet]

Why is your best friend dating her? That kinda goes against "guy code" to date a best friend's ex.

You mean people actually believe in that crap?

OT: As nasty as she sounds getting everyone to gang up on her is sinking to her level. Say what you feel, but leave other people to say what they do. If they only say it behind her back I'd talk to them about their maturity.

Yeah, we do. Most guys believe in the guy code- a set of rules with nothing more than common courtesy to show your friends. Not a set of laws to live by, but just being a good friend. One of them is

"Do not date your friend's ex. If your friend gives you the green light on it, wait several weeks to make sure he won't change his mind."

The reason behind this is no relationship is worth ruining a friendship over.


To the OP: I'm gonna jump on the get everyone to make her feel like shit so she leaves you alone bandwagon.

 

[wewontdie11]

Yeah, we do. Most guys believe in the guy code- a set of rules with nothing more than common courtesy to show your friends. Not a set of laws to live by, but just being a good friend. One of them is

"Do not date your friend's ex. If your friend gives you the green light on it, wait several weeks to make sure he won't change his mind."

The reason behind this is no relationship is worth ruining a friendship over.

The one I and my friends have is slightly different, we even discussed it at one point. If the guy dumps the girl and makes it clear that it's over, you're allowed to take a shot if ye so wish, but if your friend gets dumped then it's a no-go.

Also no sisters of friends. I found that one out the hard way...

Also on topic, whether I wanted to or not things have ended well with my exs for the most part so I can't impart much wisdom, but if I was you, I'd just tell her to go fuck herself and have a good rant at her and get it all off my chest.

 

[Flour]

Get all of your friends and whomever else wants to be a part of it, and corner her at school for an intervention. You need to be the one leading it since you've been wronged, just flat out say, "Look, you're a whore, no one here likes you, GTFO." Either that, or take her out to the middle of a lake, and beat her senselessly with a wiffle ball bat.

This is a very good idea... although the second option could get you done for assault.

That's why everybody should wear masks, never talk, and you get her there without her being able to see anything. Get a rental car and have no funny smells by which she could identify anyone.

It wouldn't hurt to think like a serial killer, just for the sake of prevention.(I really hope I quoted this right, probably not)