I find that clothes just get all tangled and bunched up when I sleep. Once I switched to sleeping nude, I never went back. If I need warmth I'll just get an extra blanket.
dude:xaszatm said:You can thank the thread title for what I'm about to do
Would I, could I, sleep in the nude?
I would not, could not, sleep in the nude!
Not in cotton or Egyptian sheets,
not with blankets on my feet,
Not in the heat nor in the cold,
not even if I'm incredibly bold,
Not in train, not in a box,
not with a women who is like a fox,
I will not sleep nude here or there,
I will not sleep nude anywhere!
I don not like sleeping in the nude,
so please stop asking Lianna, dude.
*crickets* ...I'll go now...
I know she is a female, but I couldn't think of a word that rhymed with dude and would fit the context. SO NO! MY POEMS ARE WORKS OF ART DAMNIT!!!Lil devils x said:dude:xaszatm said:You can thank the thread title for what I'm about to do
Would I, could I, sleep in the nude?
I would not, could not, sleep in the nude!
Not in cotton or Egyptian sheets,
not with blankets on my feet,
Not in the heat nor in the cold,
not even if I'm incredibly bold,
Not in train, not in a box,
not with a women who is like a fox,
I will not sleep nude here or there,
I will not sleep nude anywhere!
I don not like sleeping in the nude,
so please stop asking Lianna, dude.
*crickets* ...I'll go now...
noun
1.
a man excessively concerned with his clothes, grooming, and manners.
2.
Slang.
a fellow; chap.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dude
Dude is a male term.. Lilani is a female. Now you have to go rewrite your poem about being nekkid in your sheets! XD
Not The Bees said:As an aside, I think most of the Escapist knows more about my personal habits than my friends of 18 years. So congrats!