Documentary About Your Life

[ygetoff]

If you were going to make a documentary about your life, what would it be called?
More importantly, would it be a funny, Michael Moore-style documentary, a mostly-pictures Ken Burns-style doc, or a bring-down Oscar-winning type documentary?

Personally, mine would pretend to be serious. The title would be "Ygetoff: Portrait of a Mad Genius" and then be about dogs or waffles or something. Or possibly just switch to Spinal Tap after 10 minutes of Ken Burns-style zoomed-in pictures.

(Search Bar Approved... as far as I could tell)

 

[Sassafrass]

Sassafrass: An Insight into Obsession, Cake and Jelly Babies.
And it would just take the piss out of me. For I would want it to.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Hubilub: How a massive leads to world domination

And it would be glorious, and cost billions to make.

 

[Benj17]

benj17: better then a hurt locker/avatar hybrid IV a new hope

yerr

 

[Sir Kemper]

Sir Kemper: The Legend.

Bold, no?

 

[Armored Prayer]

Armored Prayer: A complex series of mazes.

It would be about my life both off and online and how puzzling I' am. It would be animated as well.

 

[Mozared]

Eh... Either "The Curious Case of Mozared", "The Rise and Fall of Mozared" or "The Incredible Mozared".

 

[latenightapplepie]

latenightapplepie: an unremarkable story.

Because it probably won't be one.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

DimensionE510: Give us a break he doesn't have a wikipedia page and google search gets us shit about computers because this dumbass couldn't think of his own name.

It would consist entirely of pictures of cats, occasionally interspersed by episodes of Doraleus and Assosciates.

It would probably win an Oscar if we could pull either the "Biopic" or "youngest nominee ever" card.

 

[The Austin]

"The Austin: How a lone Guinea Pig gained the ability to type, and now hangs out on The Escapist."

It would flop at the box office, but it would be critically acclaimed!

 

[AvsJoe]

Confessions of a Shattered Mind

It would just be me rambling for 80 minutes with animations. It would be rated less than 3/10 on IMDB and only be played at crappy little film festivals before being uploaded to YouTube.

 

[JEBWrench]

JEBWrench. One Man. One Tool.

It would consist of Morgan Freeman talking for hours about all the awesome stuff I've ever done.

 

[Neonbob]

Neonbob: Do you seriously have three hours to waste hearing about this guy? Get out of the damn theater. Seriously.

No way would people sit still for my life story.
I'd purposefully make it really dull for most of the time, then at the end, there would be five minutes of absolute perfection on film.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Magic Hobo: Just how did he make that money disappear?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Mr. Gency: 100 dollars to any one who watches this from beginning to end.

 

[Contun]

[HEADING=1]Contun: The Epitome of Win.[/HEADING]
[sub][small]Volume 1 of 26.[/small][/sub]

Yep. I am amazing.

 

[Burningsok]

idk.... uuummm Burningsok: The Nerdgasm Chronicles. Really, I have no idea lol.

 

[maninahat]

The Man In A Hat: What The Government Doesn't Want You To Know