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jat112786

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do zombies, ninjas, or pirates really make movie, game, show, or book better?
i think they are over used
 

Torque669

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No. Usually they just make it worse. Like they've just shoved them in to cover something.

Anyway where is the discussion in this? Give an example at least.
 

rossatdi

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Well no, obviously.

Don't get me wrong, I love zombie films (I have quite a library of bizarre zombie films, Video Dead anyone?) but 90% outright suck, a further 5% have their moments and 5% are good.
 

jat112786

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
or simply "I kick ass... for the Lord."
 

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
The lulz, they hurt!

OT: No, but the good to suck ratio is out of proportion.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
I was so distracted by this answer I forgot what I was going to say.

You sir, WIN.
 

SomeLameStuff

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
I won't ask where he pulled the kraken out from XD
 

Panzer_God

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
What the hell kinda stuff are you watching. OT- A bit but my favorite type of movie is still zombie survivalist horror. Well-done zombie horror
 

puppydogvaan

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
I knew a priest I could actually see doing that, and it would be AWESOME. Very fire and brimstone, kicking-the-moneylenders-out-the-temple sort of stuff.

Also, Zombie Ninja Pirate Robot Monkeys make the world an infinitely better place. Just imagine what one would look like. G'on. I'll wait.

See? An movie with one of those components HAS to be awesome.
 

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WanderFreak said:
Yes.

Example:

Weddding...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this Generic Woman to be your lawfully blah blah blah.

Wedding... with zombies...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this--
Woman: OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!
Priest: Hmm, zombies. *pulls out sawn off shotgun* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with ninjas...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male--
*ninja star hits Generic Male in back of head*
Priest: Hmm, ninjas. *pulls out nun chucks* FOR THE LORD!

Wedding... with pirates...
Priest: Do you, Generic Male, take this woman--
Pirate: Nay, he won't be taking no woman this day. I on the other hand will be takin' everything you fine folks be havin' on your persons, says I.
Priest: Hmm, pirates. *pulls out kraken* FOR THE LORD!
Pure Genius...
OT:Depends on the situation... see above