Does Santa exist?

[Liverandbacon]

Well, little known fact, but the truth about Santa is:

Santa was the son of the devil who went around every Christmas killing people. However an angel challenged him to a curling match, and if he lost, he would have to be nice and jolly for an eon. The angel thoroughly owned Santa at curling, and Santa became nice.(But for how long???)

Kudos to anyone who knows what infamously bad movie this story is blatantly ripped from.

 

[figment of mind]

I know santa claus is real and so is the tooth fairy(I've wittnessed their work and almost caught them in the act but i'm digressing). The other holiday characters don't exist unless they come up to me and present physical evidence that they do.