Ok, some of you are going to freak out. But don't freak out. Well, you can freak out, I can't stop you. but if you're giong to freak out, do it in the reply box.
I'm going to start this off simply and easily. Humans are clever and intelligent creatures, capable of cognitive and rational thought, deductive reasoning, exterior and interior analyism, ect, ect. We got them big ole brains in our heads!
Individually and collectively humanity has been able to do some remarkable and amazing things, and have evolved and still evolve to this day both intellectually and physically, in most aspects of all things that we do or have done.
But then someone gets all burnyburny cutcut.
No matter what. In fact, we will invent reasons. Retarded, ludicriously moronic reasons, for someone to go burn down their neighbor's house or shoot their cousin or stab to death the guy that didn't give them a cigarette.
In fact, it's almost like; especially when you take a look at most of our media (and yes, Europe and Australia and places like this all have violence and shook media and gore and prime time NCSI), and pasttimes (many sports kind of focus on ruining the day of your opponent, and not by giving them an appreciation cheer.), and the fact that at any given time we have at least 3 wars or genocidal actions somewhere across the globe, that we really, really enjoy killing things. A lot.
We like killing things so much that there are things not even walking around anymore because we like to kill. And that's us being nice, because as a whole, humans kill way more humans than they have ever killed of any one species of animal, and I think this even goes for the hated cow.
In matter of fact, it looks like at some point everyone slept with everyone's momma and now it's all just a matter of time for everyone to catch up and get that ************.
What I'm trying to say is that people like killing people and will kill people no matter how many times you tell them not to do it.
So why not make it legal?
Now hold on. I know there are some reading this going, 'Oh I know where he's going..." And you are absolutely right. But for the rest of you, gimmie a second.
I'm not talking about 'walk into a diner with an uzi' kind of murder or 'stab your cheating ex with an icepick' murder.
No, I speak of completely consentual, full disclosure and profesionally monitored murder.
A fight to the death between two consenting adults of army eligable age that is recognized as legal.
I know, wtf, right?
Hold on though, wait. No matter what we do, there are people out there that want to kill people. Yes, it's horrible. And many of them aren't even criminals. A good majority join police and military organizations, join special forces, work for mercenary or private security (there aren't pmc, it's psc) companies. Yeah, I know, hard idea to wrap around that some of the people who choose careers with guns secretly want to use them, huh?
Some of these people don't even do that. They just bury the urge until it breaks loose and they're walking through the halls of their previous place of employment with a handgun, or maybe the Discovery channel lobby, who knows?
And yeah, I'm generalizing, but we do that for a reason. It works often enough and it can prove a point.
So let's cut to the meat of this hey?
Let's hear it. The New World Order is upon us, Utopian facists abound in the streets, and they've just legalized consentual murder. Here is what they've started.
The rules are, anyone able to join the army is old enough to particiapate. There can only be two participants, and it must be at a neutral, prechosen facility created just for this purpose. The participants are chosen from a pool of candidates that is (I know, sexist, whatever) gender-segregated. Once selected, they go to the facility's core.
The core of the facility is a small sound-proof maze with a random selection of weapons distributed through-out. There can be projectile weapons, but no body armor or medical aid. Only one person may leave the core alive, though surviving is not a necessity. You may not leave your opponent alive.
So, do you freak out, join, blarlglaglaga, start a fan club, or just retire from the human race.
Please, debate the morality of this by all means, just keep in mind, for the sake of the argument, this is a legal act.
I'm going to start this off simply and easily. Humans are clever and intelligent creatures, capable of cognitive and rational thought, deductive reasoning, exterior and interior analyism, ect, ect. We got them big ole brains in our heads!
Individually and collectively humanity has been able to do some remarkable and amazing things, and have evolved and still evolve to this day both intellectually and physically, in most aspects of all things that we do or have done.
But then someone gets all burnyburny cutcut.
No matter what. In fact, we will invent reasons. Retarded, ludicriously moronic reasons, for someone to go burn down their neighbor's house or shoot their cousin or stab to death the guy that didn't give them a cigarette.
In fact, it's almost like; especially when you take a look at most of our media (and yes, Europe and Australia and places like this all have violence and shook media and gore and prime time NCSI), and pasttimes (many sports kind of focus on ruining the day of your opponent, and not by giving them an appreciation cheer.), and the fact that at any given time we have at least 3 wars or genocidal actions somewhere across the globe, that we really, really enjoy killing things. A lot.
We like killing things so much that there are things not even walking around anymore because we like to kill. And that's us being nice, because as a whole, humans kill way more humans than they have ever killed of any one species of animal, and I think this even goes for the hated cow.
In matter of fact, it looks like at some point everyone slept with everyone's momma and now it's all just a matter of time for everyone to catch up and get that ************.
What I'm trying to say is that people like killing people and will kill people no matter how many times you tell them not to do it.
So why not make it legal?
Now hold on. I know there are some reading this going, 'Oh I know where he's going..." And you are absolutely right. But for the rest of you, gimmie a second.
I'm not talking about 'walk into a diner with an uzi' kind of murder or 'stab your cheating ex with an icepick' murder.
No, I speak of completely consentual, full disclosure and profesionally monitored murder.
A fight to the death between two consenting adults of army eligable age that is recognized as legal.
I know, wtf, right?
Hold on though, wait. No matter what we do, there are people out there that want to kill people. Yes, it's horrible. And many of them aren't even criminals. A good majority join police and military organizations, join special forces, work for mercenary or private security (there aren't pmc, it's psc) companies. Yeah, I know, hard idea to wrap around that some of the people who choose careers with guns secretly want to use them, huh?
Some of these people don't even do that. They just bury the urge until it breaks loose and they're walking through the halls of their previous place of employment with a handgun, or maybe the Discovery channel lobby, who knows?
And yeah, I'm generalizing, but we do that for a reason. It works often enough and it can prove a point.
So let's cut to the meat of this hey?
Let's hear it. The New World Order is upon us, Utopian facists abound in the streets, and they've just legalized consentual murder. Here is what they've started.
The rules are, anyone able to join the army is old enough to particiapate. There can only be two participants, and it must be at a neutral, prechosen facility created just for this purpose. The participants are chosen from a pool of candidates that is (I know, sexist, whatever) gender-segregated. Once selected, they go to the facility's core.
The core of the facility is a small sound-proof maze with a random selection of weapons distributed through-out. There can be projectile weapons, but no body armor or medical aid. Only one person may leave the core alive, though surviving is not a necessity. You may not leave your opponent alive.
So, do you freak out, join, blarlglaglaga, start a fan club, or just retire from the human race.
Please, debate the morality of this by all means, just keep in mind, for the sake of the argument, this is a legal act.
