Doin' time

[ae86gamer]

Being too awesome.

Thats right, you can get arrested for that now.

 

[Hollock]

money laundering, I didnt know there were pennies in my pocket and that would break the dryer!

 

[Souplex]

Being so awesome that anyone who sees me has their chances of suicide tripled because they know they will never be able to measure up.

 

[internetzealot1]

With my luck, I would probably get falsely convicted.

 

[Aqualung]

Likely mass murder on a global scale.

I have my reasons.

 

[AboveUp]

Being too awesome.

Thats right, you can get arrested for that now.

Well, at least I'm still safe... Until the day I do colorful things to my roommate. Colorful mostly being red.

 

[Cortheya]

Assaulting a federal officer....Probably the most likely one I would get arrested for.

 

[Hazy]

Grand Theft Base Jumping.

Fuck yeah.

 

[LockHeart]

Probably something involving an axe and the Labour cabinet... And fire.

In short, V for Vendetta-esque escapades.

 

[VicunaBlue]

Getting into a chainsaw fight while on a motorcycle, then fighting camel riders and killing them and charged with murder.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd go to jail for killing Chuck Norris and Bruse Lee, but the only reason is because i was in my Pagati Zonda and ran them over as they had their epic duel.

 

[AWC Viper]

Assault and Battery, Grand Theft Auto, Unlawful Possession of a Firearm, Piracy, Assaulting a Police officer, Use of a Deadly Weapon, Creating Deadly Weapons and unlawful Parking

 

[Kasawd]

Three things:

Embezzlement
Serial murder
Cannabalism

 

[Satin6T]

trying to Defenestrate the leader of a small country while trying to replace it with another system of goverment with a nationalist and patriotic obsession with carrots

 

[ForgetRealism09]

Beating the crap out of the guy who tries to beat the crap out of me. Ha!

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I would go to jail for theft after I run down another thief that stole a purse from an old lady.

She'll be like "Thank you kind sir!" and I'll be like "What?" with a confused look as I run away with her purse.

That or beating someone up at school.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

something extremely lame

 

[brutus3933]

either a mass-kidnapping or blowing up a small-ish portion of the world (thing India-sized). I like to think on large terms. If I'm going to jail, I may as well make it worth it.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Probably mopery. Urban Dictionary. Look it up.

 

[Ninja_X]

I would never go to jail silly, I'd get killed in the ensuing gunfight with the cops.