Dolphins are evolving

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Berethond

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For a long time, people have suspected dolphins of being extremely intelligent. Now they're learning how to use tools.

Have a link. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article5439491.ece
 

Berethond

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No, no, they'll be our allies in the fight against the robot-nazi-vampires who are zombies in 2012!
 

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Until they learn to live on land I'm perfectly happy. When they do, Nuke Every last dolphin there is!
 

shadowclouduk

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The dolphins are going to take over the world!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFqMzHUv1U&feature=related
 

Zallest

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Next step.. Dolphins with Lasers and Ak-47's then US Navy Seals, with REAL SEALS.
 

WeevilStew

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They can evolve all they want. As long as they continue to get caught in Tuna nets, I could care less what they do.

Nothing tastier than a dolphin flavored tuna sandwich. mmm mmm mmmmmmm
 

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Yellow Lad Unleashed said:
As long as they don't develop long-range weaponry, land-walking suits, or lures of beer, we'll be fine.
What if they mate with our women and create a breed of dolphin-men. With their supirior intellects they shall destroy us all! O_O
 

CoverYourHead

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So? A lot of monkeys use tools already. Until we can communicate, then I don't care what they do with their nose.
 

Berethond

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No, the point is that they just learned how to use tools. Monkeys already knew when we started observing them. Depending on your point of view, this could be concrete proof of evolution.
 

Berethond

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TheNecroswanson said:
berethond said:
No, the point is that they just learned how to use tools. Monkeys already knew when we started observing them. Depending on your point of view, this could be concrete proof of evolution.
Well, I wouldn't exactly call learning evolution. Those two things are very far apart.
Good point. I'm not exactly an expert on evolution, I never cared enough.
 

the monopoly guy

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We're safe as long as they're bound to the ocean. Iceland may have a spot of trouble though.
Dolphins, I think, are more like humans than chimps. Dolphins also have sex for pleasure (aside from us they are the only species to do so), and use tools. Like most animals they can communicate well, but combine that with their intelligence and the sex thing and they're not too different from us. Dolphins also pick on and abuse smaller species of Dolphin.