don't you hate pants?

[Museli]

This chair is leather, so pants are the only thing preventing the chair and I from becoming a single entity. Thanks, pants!

 

[onewheeled]

I love pants. Slim jeans, especially.

Shorts, though, can go die in a fire. Guys' shorts never fit right, it's either the legs are way too short, or the crotch goes halfway down my thigh. They just don't work like they're supposed to.