Dont you hate when this happens?

[Joseph Valdez]

So I wake up late today because my alarm didn't go off then I take a shower but I'm out of Shampoo so my hair feels weird, so I try to have breakfast but I can?t because like I said I'm running late. So I finally leave for work and just like that Bam a Zombie apocalypse and I'm all like "*sigh* this is just not my day"

 

[dududf]

Yeah man. A while ago it was a normal morning, I open the door, boom zombie velociraptor on my lawn.

It was intense Maaaan
/brahsome-behaviour

 

[TeeBs]

Nah but then again, I wake up every morning feeling like P Diddy

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Nah but then again, I wake up every morning feeling like P Diddy

Just as long as you don't brush your teeth with a bottle of jack.
That's nasty.

So, umm... I'm trying to think of what else to say that's on topic, but I'm just not sure what to say. :S

 

[TeeBs]

Nah but then again, I wake up every morning feeling like P Diddy

Just as long as you don't brush your teeth with a bottle of jack.
That's nasty.

So, umm... I'm trying to think of what else to say that's on topic, but I'm just not sure what to say. :S

I was hard pressed to think of anything else to say.
So I went with the Kesha Lyrics

 

[GrimTuesday]

Nah never had that happen but I remember one time I was out with my friends playing basketball down at the local park when these big guys came over and started giving us shit. I punched one of them in the face then promptly got the crap kicked out of me, I went home and my mom totally over reacted and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air

 

[Layz92]

Nah but then again, I wake up every morning feeling like P Diddy

Just as long as you don't brush your teeth with a bottle of jack.
That's nasty.

So, umm... I'm trying to think of what else to say that's on topic, but I'm just not sure what to say. :S

Admittedly your breath wouldn't be the most perfect but the alcohol content would probably make your teeth clean at least.