Double Decker chocolate bars.

[GoldCrow]

As you all know, chocolate is great. As are many things. But there always has to be that one little asshole that comes along and ruins it, doesn't there? Ladies and gentlemen, I refer you to the 'Double Decker' bar. This little catastrophe consists of, according to the packaging 'milk chocolate with soft, chewy noughat and a crisp cereal filling'. Now, as you all again, may know, too much of a good thing is bad for you. But imagine if chocolate, marshmallow and what are basically Coco Pops had a baby (not sure how it'd happen, but, come on, stay with me here). Then imagine if this baby was meant to be an abortion, then somehow became a zombie and dragged its bloated, maggoty corpse onto shelves in supermarkets everywhere. I beg, implore, plead and appeal to you. PLEASE keep this hazardous material away from children, the elderly...and yourselves.

And, just to see for yourself. Do you really want THAT in your intestines?

http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/double%20decker%20half1.jpg

Or, for a similar experience, why not swallow your own vomit?

This message has been brought to you by the 'OH-MY-GOD-IT'S-HIDEOUS' Department of Food. Thank you for your time.

 

[Trivun]

I love Double Deckers, they're brilliant Stop with the hate crimes, man, just stop...

(goes off to smoke weed and listen to Jimi Hendrix)

 

[keyper159]

but..... I like chocolate....

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Is this really supposed to be in User Review. And yes... that looks delicious.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

It'd eat it. It's the next chocolate and peanut butter.

 

[D_987]

Looks great...although food reviews are too subjective to be a real "review".

 

[Oddyssey]

Okay...As random as this... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

I APPLAUD YOU AND SEND MONEY IN YOURGENERAL DIRECTION!!!!

 

[bue519]

Def. made in the United States. I'll just add this next to the deep fried Crispy Kreme Hamburger.

 

[InProgress]

Mmmm..looks tasty. At what price are those things sold?

 

[throwitinthetrash]

Can we get a picture showing the candy bar's size in comparison to Godzilla? Thanks.

 

[Trivun]

Def. made in the United States. I'll just add this next to the deep fried Crispy Kreme Hamburger.

Nope. It's made by Cadbury's, who are a British company (in fact, I only live a few miles from their factory in Bournville, Birmingham. The village of Bournville was built on the edge of the city in the Victorian era as a home for the workers at the original Cadbury's plant.).

 

[DeadRow]

I disagree, Double Deckersa nice. There are better chocolates but it is far from worse (hate bounties >_>)

 

[Fronken]

Def. made in the United States. I'll just add this next to the deep fried Crispy Kreme Hamburger.

Dont be to sure its made in the US, i've seen those for like 10-15 years here in sweden, so they are nothing new at all.

 

[Oddyssey]

Definitley in the UK mates, but probablies had quite some america influence.

But they are actually rather tasty, although they really aren't good for you.

GO CADBURY!!!!!!

 

[Guido656]

I've had a few Double Deckers in my time. Only when I really feel hungry, and they just seem to go on forever. Yeah, the taste is OK, but after the first bite it just becomes a chore...on your jaw. That rhymes don't you know.

But yeah, they have been around for millenia here in England. In a few years time, when I'm in desperate need for some food, I'll make the mistake again and buy one, only to remember the horror that was my last encounter with....the Double Decker!!!

 

[goater24]

This is what I call a Double Decker:
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=70&pageID=2

EDIT: No its not a picture of a bus, and for the record I think they are awesome!

 

[Jandau]

This is what I call a Double Decker:
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=70&pageID=2

The page should be titled "How to get Diabetes in one single meal"...