Dream girl (Or Guy.. or shemale... or Tranny...)

[That One Six]

Well, I really don't know. I would need a reference of past girlfriends to base it off of, and since I apparently repulse any form of female in existence, I really don't know.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

My dream girl would be one prefferably... long haired brunett, smart in areas im not, active/ outdoorsy, small boobs (yeah im weird), cute, sence of humor, brave/adrenalin junkie, open, trustworthy, and one with a good sence of music.

Of course im only 14 so everyone is a slut and does nothing but text, so I'm never going to be happy

 

[stone0042]

I've had one girlfriend, and so far it's pretty amazing so I'd say her. but i realize that's pretty optimistic of me.

 

[Tom Phoenix]

My dream girl would be the exact opposite of me. So beautiful, downright insulting, practical and not particularly knowledgable on the topics I enjoy.

 

[sage42]

My dream girls is an inch or two shorter than me (I'm about 5'9") long hair (preferably brunette) a good body and great personality, kind, caring, into the things I am.

 

[darthzew]

Me, but as a tiny, adorable female.

So I'm a narcissist.
So sue me.

I'll see you in court.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My dream girls is an inch or two shorter than me (I'm about 5'9") long hair (preferably brunette) a good body and great personality, kind, caring, into the things I am.

That's seven criteria. Pick six. THEN you can find the right person for you.

 

[Nobodyman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd40GSSrGUk

Pretty much that, along with a rudimentary grasp of english (cute accent is VERY welcome)

 

[MortisLegio]

caucasian female
look: medium bust, medium backside, thin, black hair, green eyes
act: dorkish, gamer, rocker, fun loving, semi religious, smart
likes: me (obviously), games, movies, anime,and the quiet

 

[lacktheknack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GHE2f8Wk1o

I don't think that's work-safe. Warning, please!

OT: Any girl who gives a crap about my existence.

And yeah, my hilariously low standards aren't low enough, apparently.

 

[Cortheya]

Just that, nothing else.

Okay maybe naked and covered in melted chocolate.

No idea who she is, but nnnnnnnnnnnnnnice.

Zooey Deschanel

She's Trillian!!!!! Very hot and melted chocolate would complement nicely

 

[jojoemon]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

wouldn't a Suspension Screwdriver be "screwing" rather then "nailing" it's victim?
on topic, I'd like a girl who'd tell me what to do. for example "buy me food", or "kiss me you fool!". that way i wouldn't have to make it through the relationship using trial and error.
By the way, i still think the Suspension Screwdriver is awasome!

 

[Aitruis]

I'm partial to redheads. but I'm redheaded, so I can get away with it.

But a woman who isn't afraid to get dirty (I'm a tradesman-welder, carpenter, etc), a gamer, and intelligent. Those are really the only things I hope for.

 

[ThreeWords]

I already have her

/smug

Edit: for those wondering, she's pretty much this:

A girl who thinks exactly like me so I would hate her yet love her.

D: Give her to me then!

Sorry, but she thinks like me, not like you...

Unless you also think like me...

Which would be interesting indeed...

Oh no, you've figured it out. I'm sorry, but I came here to replace you on this Earth once I find you I will eliminate you and assume your life. When you see a guy who looks just like you you'll know its me, who is you, that's what I look like. Since me is you and you and I are both... I'm confused.

... Yes, that would be interesting...

I was more thinking of some bizarre and inconvenient love triangle, but this does sound cooler.

Only trouble is that if you really did think like me, we'd just team up and take over the world. So the fact that you're trying to replace me suggest you aren't a perfect copy, and therefore... I'm also confused.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Probation Pliers?

The Probation Probe?

I dunno. Doesn't seem to work with me. But I do like the Suspension Screwdriver though.

On-topic, I haven't really thought about who my dream girl would be to be honest.

I was thinking more of the Probation Pins. They're quite small, there are lots of them around, but they don't hurt too much and you'll heal quite soon.

METAPHORS FTW!