Dreams about sentient cakes...

[captainwolfos]

Hail fellow Escapists.

Sunday night I had a really weird dream. It went along the basic lines of me passing a psychology test with the aid of a sentient, telepathic chocolate muffin which could see into the future. It was named Thomas. I have no idea where this dream came from; it was totally random and thankfully no drugs were involved XD I'm not sure what that says about me...

Anyway, my question is as thus; what random, bizarre or totally batshit insane dreams have you guys had of late?

~Captain

*EDIT* I think I may have created this thread twice but I'm not sure considering I'm browsing the site on my phone which I'm still very unused to. Apologies if it is indeed the case.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I keep having those dreams where everything is a normal day, but there's something wrong with it.

Like the other day, I dreamt that I had a normal day at college, except it was all in black and white and nobody had a face.

Was fucking scary.

 

[Radoh]

I had a dream recently where I got into this crazy fist fight with aerial acrobatics and everything resulting in me losing the fight and getting a broken nose and having my right eye gouged out. The crazy part is that the dream stopped abruptly because I was choking on my own blood from a ridiculously big nose bleed, which also somehow was able to cover my right eye and dry up, preventing me from opening it. Needless to say it was freaky.

 

[Jim Grim]

The most recent dream I can remember was one where I was working as a waiter at a restraunt in my house, but everytime I tried to speak an old man would start shouting unintelligible things and slapping me round the face. After a short while I snapped, and began screaming profanities at him. Following that, everyone else around the table looked horrified and left. That's all I remember.

 

[Sonicron]

About two weeks ago I dreamed that a being that looked like a hybrid of Flood, necromorph and Cthulhu tentacle-raped everyone and everything around me to death, and I couldn't look away.

I woke up screaming at 05:30, afraid to go back to sleep. Decided then and there: No more food after 19:00, and less time on the internet.

 

[FFHAuthor]

I dreamt my workplace had turned into a musical, complete with synchrionized dancing, tossing boxes about to one another, and singing.

 

[Jim Grim]

About two weeks ago I dreamed that a being that looked like a hybrid of Flood, necromorph and Cthulhu tentacle-raped everyone and everything around me to death, and I couldn't look away.

I felt the need to comment on this, but I don't know what to say. Just... Oh my god.

 

[Sonicron]

About two weeks ago I dreamed that a being that looked like a hybrid of Flood, necromorph and Cthulhu tentacle-raped everyone and everything around me to death, and I couldn't look away.

I felt the need to comment on this, but I don't know what to say. Just... Oh my god.

You don't know the half of it. Just thinking back to it makes me sick. I have the bad feeling this is one of those nightmares that flash back into your mind unbidden even years after they happened. D:

 

[captainwolfos]

Oh that's classic. Your profile says you're 18, are you by any chance preparing for exams? That's when I used to get my real strange dreams!

I am indeed 18, but I'm doing a BTEC National, so no exams. This would have made slightly more sense, though. And I'm working with animals and not psychology XD

About two weeks ago I dreamed that a being that looked like a hybrid of Flood, necromorph and Cthulhu tentacle-raped everyone and everything around me to death, and I couldn't look away.

I woke up screaming at 05:30, afraid to go back to sleep. Decided then and there: No more food after 19:00, and less time on the internet.

...Man, dreams can be pretty fucked up D:

I dreamt my workplace had turned into a musical, complete with synchrionized dancing, tossing boxes about to one another, and singing.

I think that one is pretty awesome XD

 

[ultrachicken]

I had a dream in which I was meeting some girl for lunch, though I don't think it was a date. The girl had a name and a face. The world looked very mirror's edge style, being predominantly white, with red and some other colors scattered around. Then, the cops showed up and started shooting at me, so I began doing some crazy free running type moves. I hopped over a fence and ended up in a park, where my dad and brother were waiting for me. I was then in a space station, where I was being outfitted with pink mjolnir armor (it was pink because they had run out of the other colors of paint). I was being sent to cybertron to combat the mega transformer, who turned into a shoe.

Then I woke up, and proceeded to meet the girl from the beginning of my dream in real life.

 

[captainwolfos]

I had a dream in which I was meeting some girl for lunch, though I don't think it was a date. The girl had a name and a face. The world looked very mirror's edge style, being predominantly white, with red and some other colors scattered around. Then, the cops showed up and started shooting at me, so I began doing some crazy free running type moves. I hopped over a fence and ended up in a park, where my dad and brother were waiting for me. I was then in a space station, where I was being outfitted with pink mjolnir armor (it was pink because they had run out of the other colors of paint). I was being sent to cybertron to combat the mega transformer, who turned into a shoe.

Then I woke up, and proceeded to meet the girl from the beginning of my dream in real life.

...Wow. I'm not sure what else to say to that. Just... Wow XD