Dreams

[whoops1995]

I don't know about you, but I love to hear about other peoples dreams. So tell me your craziest, funniest, or wierdest dream you've ever had.

Mine would be I had a dream where I was at a fair and a bell was going off. I had to turn it off to win the game and no matter how many times i hit it with the ball it wouldn't turn off. I just kept wandering the park for the bell and I never found it. I woke up and hour later and the bell going off was actually my alarm clock and i had to get a ride to school.

 

[PAGEToap44]

This has been done before. If you want to see mine find a previous thread.

 

[AceDefective]

OKAY!
so there I was (i fell asleep playing condemed 2) in a long hallway with a motherf***ing thing that looked like a inside out person with a mouth for a **** so i ran away only to find i was shackled to a wall with about 5 other people screaming for there life.
the monster slithered to one of them and started disemboiling them and this happened one by one till the monster got to me. as it tryed to bit me it missed and broke the chain holding me down. i ran tward the door but then it happened i walked outside and the world was destroyed a nuclear fallout the monster chased me but (okay here is were it gets weird :/) G.I. Joe came and killed the monster with his lazar gun.
i was brought onto his helocopter and i was safe but the helocopter crashed and a big explosion happened near me a bomb going off i tryed to run but the bomb killed me then i woke up.
boy it was not a fun dream

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

My weirdest dream was one with the 2 door-to-door dominatrixes (one was blonde and had a pink feather boa, the other had black hair and was sitting in the car) who got the wrong address then offered me a free session. I closed the door and went to the Kitchen. My dad was a zombie.

 

[iJosh]

Funny thing, The doctor actually examined my brain wave activity while I was sleeping. They told me I would rarely ever have dreams when I slept. I have no idea whats wrong but it's pretty cool. I feel like I just close my eyes for about 5 minutes and I wake up 10 hours later fully rested.

 

[Florion]

I once dreamed that I went to a bakery with my parents, and they said I couldn't eat anything there because the bakery used nuts (I'm allergic to peanuts/nuts). Then I woke up and my parents had just brought home bread from a bakery that used nuts, and they told me I couldn't eat it.

(I actually tried the bread anyway, just to be daring. Still alive!)

 

[_Janny_]

I had a dream that Oblivion was a virtual reality game and playing it was nothing short of epic. A shame I woke up after decapitating my fourth troll inside a gothic church... We had multiplayer and everything too.

 

[XJ-0461]

I dreamt that the people at the Escapist invented a search button. What a glorious land it was...

 

[SmilingKitsune]

While this has been done a few times before, the most memorable dream I had in recent months was a dream where I was female, very interesting and a little strange.

 

[tmasterslayer]

I have had weird dreams that I can remember because they really scared me but they seem impossible to explain. I've tried many times but it was like I was running around on a circuit board and I was tiny. Everything I said was very loud and seemed to be very bassy and a huge finger was poking me. I don't think that's a very good description but it's the best I could do.

 

[Internet Kraken]

This is the only dream I have had that I remember.

A giant yellow chicken emerged from the ground. Then, a bigger purple chicken emerged from the ground, catching the yellow chicken in it's beak. Then an entire chicken chain began to form of big various colored chicken catching the chicken above them in it's beak. Finally, a colossal red chicken emerged and caught the entire chicken tower in it's beak. It then ate the chickens and flew into a city. Old ladies then began to worship the giant chicken along with Humpty Dumpty. They then wrapped them selves in newspaper and fed themselves to the chicken. This all happened while classic Opera music was playing.

 

[IxionIndustries]

One of my weirdest dreams was when I had a dream about recieving some package from someone I never knew. It was shaped like a cake container, and had all these centipedes and shit.
Being 6 or 7 years old back then, I dropped the box, and all the fucking bugs got out. They reproduced in every nook and cranny of the house. Centipedes and Millipedes were dripping from the ceiling. When I picked up the package, and went to throw it away, my feet got stung/bitten by the thousands of centipedes crawling on the floors.
My friends were over at my house in the dream, and we had decided to go into my bedroom to play N64, but it was extremely dark in my room, and there was no light switch.
They decided to go on ahead inside, and wound up getting eaten by this giant millipede underneath my bunk-bed, and I ran out of the room. My parents and everyone were dead, with the insects crawling on their bodies.
I then picked up a millipede, ate it, and died from vomiting.

When I woke up, I realized I had shit my pants.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

OKAY!
so there I was (i fell asleep playing condemed 2) in a long hallway with a motherf***ing thing that looked like a inside out person with a mouth for a **** so i ran away only to find i was shackled to a wall with about 5 other people screaming for there life.
the monster slithered to one of them and started disemboiling them and this happened one by one till the monster got to me. as it tryed to bit me it missed and broke the chain holding me down. i ran tward the door but then it happened i walked outside and the world was destroyed a nuclear fallout the monster chased me but (okay here is were it gets weird :/) G.I. Joe came and killed the monster with his lazar gun.
i was brought onto his helocopter and i was safe but the helocopter crashed and a big explosion happened near me a bomb going off i tryed to run but the bomb killed me then i woke up.
boy it was not a fun dream

you know you're allowed to swear?

mine would have to be (that i remember) when i was walking through my house resi style with the feeling that zombie's might be around
then i walked down some stairs in a cellar and had a team and we came to this like factory room and there was an elevator we had to get to on the other side and the room was full of zombie's so we pretended to be zombies but then they tricked us and made one of team talk by ttalking to us, so we had to blast our way through to teh elevator, good times...

 

[AceDefective]

OKAY!
so there I was (i fell asleep playing condemed 2) in a long hallway with a motherf***ing thing that looked like a inside out person with a mouth for a **** so i ran away only to find i was shackled to a wall with about 5 other people screaming for there life.
the monster slithered to one of them and started disemboiling them and this happened one by one till the monster got to me. as it tryed to bit me it missed and broke the chain holding me down. i ran tward the door but then it happened i walked outside and the world was destroyed a nuclear fallout the monster chased me but (okay here is were it gets weird :/) G.I. Joe came and killed the monster with his lazar gun.
i was brought onto his helocopter and i was safe but the helocopter crashed and a big explosion happened near me a bomb going off i tryed to run but the bomb killed me then i woke up.
boy it was not a fun dream

you know you're allowed to swear?

mine would have to be (that i remember) when i was walking through my house resi style with the feeling that zombie's might be around
then i walked down some stairs in a cellar and had a team and we came to this like factory room and there was an elevator we had to get to on the other side and the room was full of zombie's so we pretended to be zombies but then they tricked us and made one of team talk by ttalking to us, so we had to blast our way through to teh elevator, good times...

yes i do i just don't feel the need to right know its not like cursing is that great

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

it's just cause you had asterix between your swears

 

[sqwalnoc]

man, I've got too many to count.
several ones that stick out:

1: I dreamt I was in my school with all my classmates and we were trying to escape, except all the doors and windows were trying to kill us! if anyone tryed to go through one it would slam shut instantly, gibbing them.

2: There was one where the left handed and right handed people went to war, but the left handed people kept getting accidentally killed by weapons designed for right handed people

3: I dreamt I was a guest star on the fresh prince of bel-air. you know the ones that walk in and the crowd cheers and stuff.

and the one I had last night:
A friend I haven't seen in a while showed up, with the new inexplicable ability to fly aircraft.. me and another of my friends jumped onboard a WW1 era biplane that the now pilot friend had stolen (which somehow had three seats next to each other so we could all fit) and we started flying round the countrside blowing things up with missiles (yep, this biplane had missiles) while the army were chasing us in helicopters.

I don't know where my brain gets it all from sometimes...

 

[Matronadena]

My dreams are pretty useless anymore since I learned to control them.. it takes all the fun out of them " atlest I take the fun out of them" because I tend to end up using them for 'story telling ideas' like shaping them into a huge over elaborate cinematic for a story idea I have.. play out a story, if I don't like it I make some changes, let it play out again etc etc...


but then thats only the ones I notice, there is always a few Im sure that Im too deep into REM to really acknowledge.

 

[Hatchling]

When I was younger I was freaked out about a dream which my bedroom had walls made completely of lobsters...I can't look them in the eye anymore.

 

[Ex_ery]

I clicked on this thread in hopes of discussing the Stevie Nicks song. (Sigh) Disappointment




edit: on topic, i have a recurring dream where I wake up get ready for work drive to work get part way through the day...and then I *really* wake up and have to do it all over again--At least once a week.

 

[Shapsters]

In the words of Dennis Reynolds

"If no-one is having sex, and I am not in it, I dont want to hear about it."

Seriously tho, dreams can be funny to listen to.