Oh God, I can hear it now. The cries of #notallDRM and those demanding ethics in DRM journalism. I mean, he said DRM is over, and what else can it mean but that DRM is literally over?
Okay, a more serious note for a moment. DRM is like Batman. Yes, that was serious. Batman often operates by making sure his image is bigger than the man. Batman uses the superstition of criminals to keep them in place in a way no amount of kung fu and Batarangs can.
DRM is the same, but for securing shareholders. Shareholders are dumb panicky animals who can break a big company. And yes, whether we like it or not, when they have that kind of power, they get appeased. So, in deference to the magical thinking of the guys who have the companies by the short hairs, we get DRM. I don't know if the higher ups think it works, but I don't think it matters. The people with influence demand something, and are in a position to walk and take their ball. It doesn't matter if DRM is Batman or Darkwing Duck. The power is in the belief. It has become more than a program to them.
And I know some people are wondering why they matter and we don't. Well, the consumer has proved time and again that we are more than happy to be little more than wallets on legs, little money-conveying devices. We pre-order, we rage. We see bullshots, we rage. We discover DRM, we rage. We see bad games, we rage. We see DLC, we rage. And then we do it all again, lather, rinse repeat. The consumer acts like an addict, so there isn't even a conflict. We'll keep buying with DRM. Investors won't keep investing without it.
And that's how we gave up our power in the equation for a series of quick hits. Wait, this was a Batman comparison. Something something Batman, something something night.
Okay, a more serious note for a moment. DRM is like Batman. Yes, that was serious. Batman often operates by making sure his image is bigger than the man. Batman uses the superstition of criminals to keep them in place in a way no amount of kung fu and Batarangs can.
DRM is the same, but for securing shareholders. Shareholders are dumb panicky animals who can break a big company. And yes, whether we like it or not, when they have that kind of power, they get appeased. So, in deference to the magical thinking of the guys who have the companies by the short hairs, we get DRM. I don't know if the higher ups think it works, but I don't think it matters. The people with influence demand something, and are in a position to walk and take their ball. It doesn't matter if DRM is Batman or Darkwing Duck. The power is in the belief. It has become more than a program to them.
And I know some people are wondering why they matter and we don't. Well, the consumer has proved time and again that we are more than happy to be little more than wallets on legs, little money-conveying devices. We pre-order, we rage. We see bullshots, we rage. We discover DRM, we rage. We see bad games, we rage. We see DLC, we rage. And then we do it all again, lather, rinse repeat. The consumer acts like an addict, so there isn't even a conflict. We'll keep buying with DRM. Investors won't keep investing without it.
And that's how we gave up our power in the equation for a series of quick hits. Wait, this was a Batman comparison. Something something Batman, something something night.