So I was out with friends the other day, and we ended up back at one of their places and after a few bottles of red, the topic got onto smacking kids, now I'm like one of 4 people in my circle of friends without kids, and for years I've had this theory about child raising that I've wisely kept to myself.
It's basically "kids are like dogs, train them as such", you don't beat a dog, but you might smack it on the nose when it's been doing something wrong, it's not about the pain, it's about the shock. It's a bit more detailed, I've given it a lot of thought actually.
I've kept this to myself, because I knew it wouldn't go down well with my friends. Honestly don't see why it is offensive personally, dog's are awesome animals, and it's true, but I realise they'd be offended.
Now I was fairly drunk when I started spouting my theory, and got some really nasty looks (mainly from the women) and one or two thoughtful looks from those that might admit I kind of have a point. We all laughed it off the next day, after I was firmly told not to compare their kids to dogs anymore (frankly I like my dogs better then 99% of children I've met... and adults as well come to think of it)
So what random things have you said when you were drunk enough to lose your sense of self preservation?
It's basically "kids are like dogs, train them as such", you don't beat a dog, but you might smack it on the nose when it's been doing something wrong, it's not about the pain, it's about the shock. It's a bit more detailed, I've given it a lot of thought actually.
I've kept this to myself, because I knew it wouldn't go down well with my friends. Honestly don't see why it is offensive personally, dog's are awesome animals, and it's true, but I realise they'd be offended.
Now I was fairly drunk when I started spouting my theory, and got some really nasty looks (mainly from the women) and one or two thoughtful looks from those that might admit I kind of have a point. We all laughed it off the next day, after I was firmly told not to compare their kids to dogs anymore (frankly I like my dogs better then 99% of children I've met... and adults as well come to think of it)
So what random things have you said when you were drunk enough to lose your sense of self preservation?