Drunk Typing.

[Dark Knifer]

Have you ever done drunk typing or been a victim of drunk typing? If so say your experience in the thread.

Mine is this very thread for instance. I've also applied for singing lessons with no prior experience. My mate also got life insurance he couldn't afford while drunk.

What about you?

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Hahaha, yep. I've unfortunately done this quite a bit to my poor friends on Facebook. The strange thing is, even when I'm shitfaced drunk and I'm butchering the English langage, I understand that I'm writing it wrongly and sometimes I even attempt to correct myself after misspelling a word (often times making it even worse in the process) but then I end up just not caring and clicking on post after all. 'Ya know? It's kind of weird, but eh.

It has made for some amusement in the morning reading over all the shit I said. The worst thing was talking to one girl about something sexually and accidentally posting it to another girl in the process and not even remembering it. That was pretty fun to sort out the next day.

I really need to stay away from my computer when I hit the bottle.

 

[Foolery]

Drunk stagger, drunk swagger, I can't type good, it don't matter.

Never typed much while drunk.
But I broke our apartment's dryer with my fists when I was blackout drunk, once. I also mixed up Star Wars with Marvel comics and starting rambling about how bad I felt for Thor, because Obi-wan never told him the truth about his father, according to my room-mate.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I've posted here when I was pissed more than a few times, only to wake up to five or six quotes and a feeling of dread.

I also send my long suffering boyfriend incoherent messages when I'm on a night out. I imagine I'm writing Shakespeare but what he actually gets is more along the lines of "im sn drank lel."

 

[Barbas]

Yeah, a little. Not completely drunk, obviously, because shit alone know what would happen, but only pleasantly and fuzzily so...kind of at the point at which "spoon" becomes funnier with repetition. It's easy - you just sort of let your brain work on auto-pilot. The captain can be away for a while. Why don't we let Will Wheaton take command for a bit, that'll be nice, won't it? What? What do you mean "It's got two Ls in it"?


The silliest thing I bought while tipsy was another case of beer. >.>

EDIT: August? Holy crap.

 

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

I have never been drunk but last night I was tired enough that it was basically the same thing and after a long day of finding out how bullshit Hearthstone's Curse of Naxxramus is I went on a long all caps rant about Hearthstone and CCG's to my friend over Steam. but he was offline so in the morning he said "I loled at the long rant I woke up to but it sounds like your problem is not just with Hearthstone but with CCGs'"

 

[FPLOON]

I just started drinking a few weeks ago... and, every time, it was with my mother... (Woo! Family bonding!! *cling*)

With that said, I've never drunk-typed before, but it sounds like something I would probably do if I had a smartphone and was drinking with "friends" or something like that...

 

[Vault101]

the reason I type like I do usually is because I've actually been in a perpetual state of drunkeness for the past 4 years

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I've done some drunken typing, but mostly to myself. Weird things like ideas that make no sense sober and getting drunk just makes me forget what I was trying to understand or I drink too much and black out. There's a reason I quit drinking except on rare occasions, mostly because I'm a horrible drunk. Not mean, but definitely not good. I've already got very little filter on my mouth except in certain cases, but drinking takes the filter completely away and everything I say is a fire-and-forget missile, rarely on target and potentially damaging to the countryside or cityscape (or in this case anyone who gets near me). I've got an odd sense of humor that I had to develop full stops to prevent it from driving people off, being drunk allows the oddness to come out in full force. Things I find hilarious don't necessarily match up with what most people laugh at.

 

[Pikey Mikey]

I've typed while drunk once. And it took all my concentration and closing one eye (I had way too much to drink so I was seeing double while focusing on the phone-text) but I still typed correctly (and spell-checked it like a boss) =P

 

[someonehairy-ish]

As a general rule my typing is is ok even if I'm so pissed I can barely look at the screen straight. It may even be better than normal, because I'm concentrating so hard on not fucking it up whereas normally I'm touch typing quite quickly. If my typing isn't ok, I'm probably on the verge of passing out.

What I can't do when drunk is avoid injuring myself. I have a pretty good scar on my arm from where I fell off a roof, I've had my eyebrows and fringe burnt off, knees cut to bits...

 

[farscythe]

Drunk stagger, drunk swagger, I can't type good, it don't matter.

Never typed much while drunk.
But I broke our apartment's dryer with my fists when I was blackout drunk, once. I also mixed up Star Wars with Marvel comics and starting rambling about how bad I felt for Thor, because Obi-wan never told him the truth about his father, according to my room-mate.

could be worse.. i mixed up the iron lady with britney spears and got taped doing it...
but other than that luckily when drunk i mostly stay away from typey devices like computers or phones....

i just get arrested and fined.... and occasionally reminded how much of an arse i was being...or as my friend like to put it..funny drunk.

(its only funny if it aint you...save some cases)