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heyheysg

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Have you ever done something you did not expect when you were drunk?

What happened the next morning?
 

Monkfish Acc.

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No.
I don't get brain drunk.

I have, however, witnessed a friend of mine getting pissed off his head and attempting to make out with everything.
Yes, everything.
He also fell down a flight of stairs at one point.
It was so awesome.
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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I once woke up to find myself slumped across my 360, with one end of a USB cable in my mouth. I went into my room to get changed and found a Rock Band guitar tucked in my bed. Quite comfortably tucked in, too.
Does that count?

Monkfish Acc. said:
No.
I don't get brain drunk.

I have, however, witnessed a friend of mine getting pissed off his head and attempting to make out with everything.
Yes, everything.
He also fell down a flight of stairs at one point.
It was so awesome.
Did he then try to make out with the stairs? How would that even work?
Hmmm.
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I don't drink but once I woke up in a back alley and my ass hurt like hell. Make of that what you will.
 

dududf

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Well it wasn't DRUNK per se....

But after a long night filled with energy drinks and me coming in second on a cod 4 PC tourney...

I kinda thought it'd be cool to go outside and sleep in the tree, I woke up with bugs all over bird shit on my arms, realised that it was RAINING, and that my neighbours called the police on me as they thought I was someone else (I.E A Crazy person)


So yeah. BOOM HEADSHOT.
 

Skeleon

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I wanted to drive my bike through a forest to a nearby village because I was convinced that way lay my house. Luckily, my buddies stopped me and got me home.
 

Xojins

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I blacked out and didn't throw up last weekend. That's an accomplishment right there.
 

Skizle

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Xojins said:
I blacked out and didn't throw up last weekend. That's an accomplishment right there.
A great accomplishment indeed.

I blacked out behind a shed, woke up in a bathroom, blacked out again, and woke up in the morning on a couch.
 

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teh_pwning_dude said:
www.textsfromlastnight.com

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Thanks for that. I just spent over an hour on that site, and am still going.
:p

OT: First time really drunk: Asked for a ride home, they wouldn't give me one.
Next thing I remember, I'm in bed, about to fall asleep.

This doesn't strike me as odd, until I talk to my friend (who hosted the party), and we end up figuring out that no, no one did give me a ride home.
So... I walked home. Must've been a few km's...
Not a great distance by any means, but still...
I just found it rather perplexing :p ...

Side-note: I also apologised for anything I did. My friend says I didn't do anything too bad... She was more angry at the person who threw up in her bed.
:S
 

IckleMissMayhem

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I was in the south of France for my 21st, working at a kids' holiday camp. The last thing I can remember is being shoved under the stream of foam (there was a outdoor foam party in the local town square), getting lost, and not being able to find anyone I knew (or who spoke english, but that didn't bother me, cause speak french fluently... when sober, anyway!)
Apparently I walked home (really?!) with some of the others, and was apparently saying how nice the horses in a field looked, and how I'd always wanted one when I was little.

Next morning I'm woken up by the Centre Manager who says 1, he knows I'm on day off, 2, he knows that I'm probably feeling a little 'delicate' and 3, he knows I couldn't have had anything to do with 'it' because I was carried back onto centre and put to bed at 4am. But I HAD to come see:
So I got up, staggered out to the Coach Park, and there's a Shire horse with a dodgily-made sign around it's neck saying 'Happy 21st [MY NAME]!!!'


So a good night was apparently had by all! Funniest part was, the guys who stole the horse for me couldn't remember where it was from....!
 

Insanum

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Never get drunk in a tent, It likes to spin.

Or at a Works Christmas party....bad times...
 

heyheysg

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I suck at getting drunk, I usually just slump off and fall asleep.

How do you wake up with a random chick again?