Dude your an idiot.

[blaze96]

Most of my U.S history class: "Wait, Japan was an ally in World War 1?"
Also "Italy was apart of the Axis Powers?"

Though my favorite has to be when someone asked me (I am used as a human history book in these classes) and I quote "We were allied with North Vietnam in the Vietnam war right?" (to elaborate I had just said quite loudly that we were allied with south Vietnam, and she sits right next to me) her justification was that "I was confused because we were allied with South Korea in the Korean War".

Or any argument in this article
http://www.cracked.com/article_17240_7-retarded-tax-evasion-schemes-people-are-actually-trying.html

 

[TheSentinel]

Friend #1: Dude, dolphins do not have Gills!

Friend #2: Who's Dick Cheney?

Dolphins dont have gills they are mammals they breach the waters surface for air.

Sorry, just had to.

 

[04whim]

ok, I've got a blonde friend, we go out every now and then, and this is one of those time:

I went to her house to pick her up, she got ready and we left, we walked down the little path in front of her house to the gate, and out onto the pavement, she (leading the way I might add) just stops there, staring blankly, I follow her gaze and best I could figure, she was staring at the street sign, nothing particularly interesting about it. After a minute she turns to me and says "Mark, where are we?". I could only reply with "I think the chip shop's that way. By the way, you might recognize that house behind us"

Let me just shorten that we're 5 feet from her house, she's staring at a sign saying her street name, and she still has no clue where we are!

That said, I got lost on a straight road once XD

 

[bookboy]

"Dude glass is a liquid that's why old panes are thinker at the bottom"

my older brother tried to convince me of that once, so I told him to follow me, grabbed a glass and a baseball bat, shattered the glass, turned to him and said "liquid doesn't shatter, you're a moron."

but the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say was when I was about... 8. I was just coming out of that Titanic movie and I heard some guy in front of me say "That was so sad... I had no idea the Titanic sank..." the worst part was that he wasn't being sarcastic, he was actually crying.

sorry twcblaze, you are the misguided one here, glass is actually a liquid, however, it has an extreemely high viscosity. which means that it is an incredibly thick liquid, to the point of behaving like a solid. such as being brittle.

 

[Darth Pope]

Friend #1: Dude, dolphins do not have Gills!

Friend #2: Who's Dick Cheney?

Dolphins dont have gills they are mammals they breach the waters surface for air.

Sorry, just had to.

My bad, I meant to type lungs.

 

[Ares Tyr]

"Some guys that look like girls are hot"

What are some stupid things you or your friends have said?

Spoiler: Your Friend Has a Point

As for my friends.

Um...

"Black women have purple vaginas"

They don't, by the way. I know from first hand experience.

"I didn't know ducks could fly..."

That was an ex-girlfriend. We weren't together for the excellent conversation.

"I'm going to vote for McCain. He's a military man, and a family man, and I like that."

I'm in the military. My friend isn't. He's not a family man either. And neither of those things about McCain makes him a good president.

Girl Sitting Next To Me: "Why are you offended that we are making fun of Jews if you're Buddhist? Aren't Buddhist from like... Guam?"

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

Well that can be an overtly smartass comment if taken into context.
Physics dictate that nothing is actually hot, things just get less and less cold.

To the contrary, warmth is defined by the motion of atoms and molecules. Less movement, the less 'hot' it is. So nothing is actually cold, it's just less/not warm.

This is how I understood it...

i'm fairly certain you're the first one who got it right. :]

 

[twcblaze]

"Dude glass is a liquid that's why old panes are thinker at the bottom"

my older brother tried to convince me of that once, so I told him to follow me, grabbed a glass and a baseball bat, shattered the glass, turned to him and said "liquid doesn't shatter, you're a moron."

but the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say was when I was about... 8. I was just coming out of that Titanic movie and I heard some guy in front of me say "That was so sad... I had no idea the Titanic sank..." the worst part was that he wasn't being sarcastic, he was actually crying.

sorry twcblaze, you are the misguided one here, glass is actually a liquid, however, it has an extreemely high viscosity. which means that it is an incredibly thick liquid, to the point of behaving like a solid. such as being brittle.

something about that just seems like BS, glass has a liquid form, if you melt it, then it's a liquid, but in the form we generally see it in, it definitely displays all the properties of a solid, such as retaining its' shape rather than taking the shape of its container, it also doesn't shift like a liquid would, I personally think someone said glass was a liquid at some point and then, when called on it, decided to offer up a bogus reason for it. if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and acts like a duck, it must be... a solid.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

During the Ironman movie, when Tony is doing the systems check on the Silver prototype suit, my old friend exclaimed "Wow, those electronics must of been really complicated to make". I was taken out of the fiction with his stupidity.

He also refused to believe that VW owned so many European car companies. His defence was "Well why don't they use their badge on those cars too?".

He's one of my oldest friends, but damn - you have got to wonder.

 

[bookboy]

"Dude glass is a liquid that's why old panes are thinker at the bottom"

my older brother tried to convince me of that once, so I told him to follow me, grabbed a glass and a baseball bat, shattered the glass, turned to him and said "liquid doesn't shatter, you're a moron."

but the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say was when I was about... 8. I was just coming out of that Titanic movie and I heard some guy in front of me say "That was so sad... I had no idea the Titanic sank..." the worst part was that he wasn't being sarcastic, he was actually crying.

sorry twcblaze, you are the misguided one here, glass is actually a liquid, however, it has an extreemely high viscosity. which means that it is an incredibly thick liquid, to the point of behaving like a solid. such as being brittle.

something about that just seems like BS, glass has a liquid form, if you melt it, then it's a liquid, but in the form we generally see it in, it definitely displays all the properties of a solid, such as retaining its' shape rather than taking the shape of its container, it also doesn't shift like a liquid would, I personally think someone said glass was a liquid at some point and then, when called on it, decided to offer up a bogus reason for it. if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and acts like a duck, it must be... a solid.

her is (one of) my supporting source: http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/Glass/glass.html

more specifically (because there is a lot there)
"A liquid has viscosity, a measure of its resistance to flow. The viscosity of water at room temperature is about 0.01 poises. A thick oil might have a viscosity of about 1.0 poise. As a liquid is cooled its viscosity normally increases, but viscosity also has a tendency to prevent crystallisation. Usually when a liquid is cooled to below its melting point, crystals form and it solidifies; but sometimes it can become supercooled and remain liquid below its melting point because there are no nucleation sites to initiate the crystallisation. If the viscosity rises enough as it is cooled further, it may never crystallise. The viscosity rises rapidly and continuously, forming a thick syrup and eventually an amorphous solid. The molecules then have a disordered arrangement, but sufficient cohesion to maintain some rigidity. In this state it is often called an amorphous solid or glass."

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

my friend said that more people watch the Stanly Cup that the World Cup

he also bought a shamwow and proceed to spill soda on his rug to test it not knowing that theres an absorbing pad underneath the rug.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

sorry twcblaze, you are the misguided one here, glass is actually a liquid, however, it has an extreemely high viscosity. which means that it is an incredibly thick liquid, to the point of behaving like a solid. such as being brittle.

uhh, i'm pretty sure a liquid with a high viscosity would be something like syrup. and no, glass is not a liquid. quartz sand [generically], is melted down, at a very high temperature, and then cooled into whatever shape desired, resulting in, voila, glass. which is an amorphous solid.

 

[Nincompoop]

"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

Well that can be an overtly smartass comment if taken into context.
Physics dictate that nothing is actually hot, things just get less and less cold.

To the contrary, warmth is defined by the motion of atoms and molecules. Less movement, the less 'hot' it is. So nothing is actually cold, it's just less/not warm.

This is how I understood it...

i'm fairly certain you're the first one who got it right. :]

Why, thank you o.o...

 

[Snowalker]

Blood traveling back to the heart is blue.
I am not fucking with you. I had to debate with them for almost an hour. Their reasoning? Veins are blue. Blood is blue because it has become de-oxidized. I was the only one in my group of around 10 people who are all B or A students to say this was total bullshit.

Umm blood is blue when de-oxidized dude, I'm fairly certain.

 

[cschwing]

Is the USA an island?
Do chickens have butts?

 

[Deef]

"Sometimes I wish you were more like a house plant."

 

[CliveMurdoc626]

One of my firends doesn't really say anything stupid but he sure does stupid things like pawning about $700 worth of games and xbox equipment for about $140. And then another aquaintance thought that you could drive from Seattle to Montana in about an hour and that you could drive to Japan.

 

[cschwing]

"Dude glass is a liquid that's why old panes are thinker at the bottom"

my older brother tried to convince me of that once, so I told him to follow me, grabbed a glass and a baseball bat, shattered the glass, turned to him and said "liquid doesn't shatter, you're a moron."

but the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say was when I was about... 8. I was just coming out of that Titanic movie and I heard some guy in front of me say "That was so sad... I had no idea the Titanic sank..." the worst part was that he wasn't being sarcastic, he was actually crying.

sorry twcblaze, you are the misguided one here, glass is actually a liquid, however, it has an extreemely high viscosity. which means that it is an incredibly thick liquid, to the point of behaving like a solid. such as being brittle.

something about that just seems like BS, glass has a liquid form, if you melt it, then it's a liquid, but in the form we generally see it in, it definitely displays all the properties of a solid, such as retaining its' shape rather than taking the shape of its container, it also doesn't shift like a liquid would, I personally think someone said glass was a liquid at some point and then, when called on it, decided to offer up a bogus reason for it. if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and acts like a duck, it must be... a solid.

her is (one of) my supporting source: http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/Glass/glass.html

more specifically (because there is a lot there)
"A liquid has viscosity, a measure of its resistance to flow. The viscosity of water at room temperature is about 0.01 poises. A thick oil might have a viscosity of about 1.0 poise. As a liquid is cooled its viscosity normally increases, but viscosity also has a tendency to prevent crystallisation. Usually when a liquid is cooled to below its melting point, crystals form and it solidifies; but sometimes it can become supercooled and remain liquid below its melting point because there are no nucleation sites to initiate the crystallisation. If the viscosity rises enough as it is cooled further, it may never crystallise. The viscosity rises rapidly and continuously, forming a thick syrup and eventually an amorphous solid. The molecules then have a disordered arrangement, but sufficient cohesion to maintain some rigidity. In this state it is often called an amorphous solid or glass."

WHO GIVES 2 S%%TS!?!??!?!

 

[mordrean]

in a few hours the sun will rise

 

[Lusperus]

After seeing welcome to canada sign
Friend: Are we still in the U.S.?